Thread by @LaVieGnossienne, I am the antithesis of the magic betwixt Susan Orlean, Twitter, and [...]

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LaVieGnossienne

I am the antithesis of the magic betwixt Susan Orlean, Twitter, and wine (I& #39;m assuming red)

Does assuming red say something about me?

Also I& #39;m the antithesis. Just what I said.

Thread:????/????

1. Nothing about this is natural.

It& #39;s not wine. And only someone who unironically thinks beats writers are actually....I won& #39;t...*cringe*

Back from the cringe. Into the fringe...oh sh**

oh yes. Susan orlean,

I am the antiorlean (which sounds like some hot godess shit imo)

Now, I don& #39;t know her. But, hmph

wait wait I got it! It was all just a matter of destiny and the ease of Twitters UI& #39;s and presence of socially acceptable intoxicants lead to a creation of something to behold

I am the antiOrlean because this is not natural in the slightest

1. Due to the nature of my "intoxication", I cannot see clearly enough to post these tweets on my app

2. I thought, "this& #39;ll be funny, i& #39;ll be like susan orlean but on acid with zero followers and even less clout. it& #39;ll be great to me and that& #39;s all that matters because I alone know my pain

" oh shit that was me hearkening back to my early thought about the concept of this waste of my time and like, it hurts, a tiny bit? Actually, nah, it& #39;s chill. I& #39;m on som& #39;in and Susan Orlean doesn& #39;t even know I& #39;m out here all foil like

Really trying to remember why I decided to bring numbers into this thread but

YES! Nothing Natural.

I had the notion that I would use my laptop to post stupid shit. Forgot the password, ok ok I said all this before

I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP and also fuck @WoeSoros was right

A. The remainder of this thread will be about why @WoeSoros was right.

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