I am the antithesis of the magic betwixt Susan Orlean, Twitter, and wine (I'm assuming red)

Does assuming red say something about me?

Also I'm the antithesis. Just what I said.

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1. Nothing about this is natural.

It's not wine. And only someone who unironically thinks beats writers are actually....I won't...*cringe*

Back from the cringe. Into the fringe...oh sh**

oh yes. Susan orlean,

I am the antiorlean (which sounds like some hot godess shit imo)

Now, I don't know her. But, hmph

wait wait I got it! It was all just a matter of destiny and the ease of Twitters UI's and presence of socially acceptable intoxicants lead to a creation of something to behold

I am the antiOrlean because this is not natural in the slightest

1. Due to the nature of my "intoxication", I cannot see clearly enough to post these tweets on my app

2. I thought, "this'll be funny, i'll be like susan orlean but on acid with zero followers and even less clout. it'll be great to me and that's all that matters because I alone know my pain

" oh shit that was me hearkening back to my early thought about the concept of this waste of my time and like, it hurts, a tiny bit? Actually, nah, it's chill. I'm on som'in and Susan Orlean doesn't even know I'm out here all foil like

Really trying to remember why I decided to bring numbers into this thread but

YES! Nothing Natural.

I had the notion that I would use my laptop to post stupid shit. Forgot the password, ok ok I said all this before

I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP and also fuck @WoeSoros was right

A. The remainder of this thread will be about why @WoeSoros was right.