one day i hope to become a competitive gamer with enough fame to be invited to live events

only so i can show up in full cosplay and force everyone to deal with it

"and for the first money match of the night we got simp"
[he walks on stage, crosses his arms like a cool guy, crowd cheers]
"versus fuuka"
[i skateboard onto the arena in full vriska cosplay, doing a kickflip]
[crowd has no idea how to react as simp and i do the handshake]

"and up next is mango"
[crowd goes apeshit as he walks on stage]
"versus fuuka"
[i have planted thirteen people in the crowd to pretend to be stabbed with stakes as i arrive in a maid-carried throne in a full beatrice outfit, holding a scroll that says "legalize poke floats"]

ive run out of funny egamers so this thread is over now