“studio apartment” used to mean the top floor of a warehouse with panoramic views of New York and a pinball machine and now it means an actual cupboard with a bed and a hotplate in Dublin

Remember in like flashdance or Wayne’s world? We were supposed to feel sorry for the scrappy upstart who made the most out of their gigantic warehouse?

And the turtles. Cheeky cunts with their unreal mansion down the sewer

I'm writing a podcast. And I'm trying to think of American things from 80/90s movies and tv that gave you culture shock when you saw them. Like seeing massive bags of crisps or ice cream tubs the size of a human skull?

I can tell if I’m on to a nice hot take podcast when the first draft of ideas works as a poem