I just love it when folk stalk your timeline and make a total arse of themselves

My Stalker invested a whole day & night in me yesterday & got nothing in return https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

It’s comedy gold

Keep up the good work looser, we are laughing at you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

Wait till you see his pics https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

#SNPOut
So the fat mess has made the following claims

He was going to buy and sell me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> this tramp can’t afford a 10p mixture

He was going to make my life a misery https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> I’m still waiting

Who do you think this brain dead obsessive twat votes for?

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#SNPOut
#CommonTheme
As my friends in the meet up group and group chat know, he thinks it’s embarrassing being so obsessed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe"> (See pic below)

He will also send you pictures to share (See the fat mess below)

He constantly lies (makes him feel better as his life is so sad)

#SNPOut
He will accuse you of HATING Scotland, he will of try to get a pile on onto your account (fails, the Nats can’t even be arsed with him, less than 200 followers in 8 years)

The best laugh, twitter has suspended his account for HATE many times (I know as he blames me)

#SNPOut
When you don& #39;t feed him his lies and exaggerations get worse

Lets not forget the hard man act. Thinks he is Rambo now and is looking to take on the world https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">The only thing this #Zoomer can tackle is another supper from the chippy & a cake

#HeNeedsMe
#Owned
#SNPOut
#Failure
If success was measured the opposite way, he would have it all

Sadly for him, you cant succeed and fail at the same time & for that reason this one is an undisputed world champion at failing

His bitterness & hateful mindset ensures he fails all the time

#Failure
#SNPOut
Life for him is one big fantasy, he even believes the lies he puts into print

For example he says & believes I sent him DM& #39;s threatening him

Its strange how he is unable to produce these DM messages

The reason is a cracker

Saving them for a rainy day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

#Failure
#SNPOut
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#Failure
#OBSESSED
#Stalker
#SNPOut
Why do some live in a land of fantasy?

Is it because their life is so crap they feel better by pretending?

They should look in the mirror, realise they have failed miserably & it was all due to being hateful

Change the way you are or you will always fail

#Failure
#SNPOut
The storys this one comes away with would give the Harry Potter series a run for its money. Entertaining https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">

As the day draws to a close, I must have received around 20/30 mentions in the last 24hrs. All entertaining

Its embarrassing to be so obsessed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

#SNPOut
#Failure
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