|| uh storytime on why the Fuck I am awake at 4am?

|| gonna do this thread anyways, mwah

this is going to be ooc obviously I'm just not doing the lines. maybe I will idk. ok let's begin.

I woke up and the baby was crying so my initial thought was "what time is it" and "okay, it's 6:30, game time." cause I wake up and she cries cause her mom and dad go to work.

|| so I take my time y'know cause I sleep without pants or a shirt cause it gets hot in my room at night and I can't keep my door open. so y'know I put em on, right, and walk out the door. thinking it's 6 in the morning ready to go!

|| the 2 year old decided, that it'd be a GREAT idea to stay awake ALL NIGHT when everyone else was asleep! and she DESTROYED her parents room! I mean, shit out of the bathroom, drinks on the carpet, lamps destroyed. wax melters fucked up.

|| then I noticed... the hallway was flooded with water. I was like ???? so ofc I walk in and her parents are like "what did you do?" because god DAMN.
MY carpet was absolutely flooded up to my closet and so was theirs. covered in water.

|| she overflowed their toilet, drenched the hallway some other way, and now it's 4 in the morning and their rooms destroyed and carpets are ruined. thanks khloe! (our carpet throughout the house was not inexpensive. everything was about $8,000.) so yeah ..