|| uh storytime on why the Fuck I am awake at 4am?
|| gonna do this thread anyways, mwahhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">
this is going to be ooc obviously I& #39;m just not doing the lines. maybe I will idk. ok let& #39;s begin.

I woke up and the baby was crying so my initial thought was "what time is it" and "okay, it& #39;s 6:30, game time." cause I wake up and she cries cause her mom and dad go to work.
|| so I take my time y& #39;know cause I sleep without pants or a shirt cause it gets hot in my room at night and I can& #39;t keep my door open. so y& #39;know I put em on, right, and walk out the door. thinking it& #39;s 6 in the morning ready to go!
|| the 2 year old decided, that it& #39;d be a GREAT idea to stay awake ALL NIGHT when everyone else was asleep! and she DESTROYED her parents room! I mean, shit out of the bathroom, drinks on the carpet, lamps destroyed. wax melters fucked up.
|| then I noticed... the hallway was flooded with water. I was like ???? so ofc I walk in and her parents are like "what did you do?" because god DAMN.
MY carpet was absolutely flooded up to my closet and so was theirs. covered in water.
|| she overflowed their toilet, drenched the hallway some other way, and now it& #39;s 4 in the morning and their rooms destroyed and carpets are ruined. thanks khloe! (our carpet throughout the house was not inexpensive. everything was about $8,000.) so yeah ..
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