“10 different people & why they’re still SINGLE”

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1 Small PENIS

Girls these days do ‘window shopping’ before they allow you date them ooh... Its after knacks that’ll determine if she’ll ask “what are we now” or she’ll ghost you.
2. Lack of coordination

You’ll go out with your new boyfriend & his friends and you’ll finish 6 bottles of beer & still use your long fixed nails to scratch off half of the fish barbecue . Ole. You’ll die single.
3. Longer throat

Females in this category want a god-fearing blood money ritualist with Johnny sins vibes... Guys want a god-fearing Mia Khalifa. Take clay and water,make una build them.
4. Bad character

These ones never accept their mistakes... They blame their bad behavior on anything or anyone! You’re toxic and you’re saying it’s because you’re Gemini.. Ori e daru.
5. Money

“love is sweet oh! When money enter love is sweeter “ Them no dey use love buy foodstuffs for market ooh..
6. Auto Billing

Ordinary “I love you” you’ll reply with billing. Even dangote go Dey fear you. Yahoo girl oshi!!!
7. Defenses

These ones are basically single because they’ve have had their share of heartbreak and they’re scared of experiencing it again.. Una go Dey alright.
8. Masturbation

These ones are in love with their hands... No long talk.
9. Peace of mind

The fact that you’re not worried that anyone is cheating on you is a big flex... These ones don’t wantu sacrifice this feeling for anyone yet.
10. ADD YOUR OWN NUMBER 10
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