1/ In case you wonder The Priapic Penguin is being run by Tufton St & the ERG. All this confusion and law breaking has one aim - not just Brexit but a Super England/Singapore in the N Sea. Scotland and Northern Ireland are expendable. NI is an economic drain on Westminster and

2/ after Brexit, paying the £28,000 per cap to Ulster farmers that the EU now gives them will be more of a drain. Unless there is a miracle Scotland will go - probably before NI. But cleverly the Penguin will be able to blame this on the EU - he has already stated that the reason

3/ he is tampering with the GFI is "to prevent the EU breaking up the UK." Plant the ideas, work on them, keep the yellow press onside and hey presto, when it happens the Brexiteers will blame Brussels. Cummings, who is masterminding all of this, is

4/ according to sources working in a special room (seriously) surrounded by screens watching figures/charts/modelling graphs change before his eyes. Our own Dr Strangelove/Rasputin is endgame ready. Hope he doesn't strain his eyes so badly he needs another trip to Barnard Castle.