Nau mai haere mai, ko kupu hoe ahau... It& #39;s Māori language week. You know me, you know my content... so I will be bringing you exciting content EVERYDAY this week. Welcome to... Te Ai Pai: Kupu õ te rā (The Good Sex: Word of the day)
Kupu õ tēnei rā? Rākaurū (vibrator).

Rākau = stick
Rū = shake/quiver

In a sentence:
Homai taku rākaurū...
TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
HĀNIHI HĪANGA (harness)
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In a sentence:

"E hia ana te hānihi hun?"
(You keen for the harness babe?)

"Māku te hānihi!"
(I& #39;m keen for the harness (this time))

"Kāore au mõ te hānihi"
(Not keen for the harness)
TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
TĀTUA TAUTOKO (strap-on)
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In a sentence:

"E hia ana te tātua tautoko hun?"
(You keen for the strap-on babe?)

"Māku te tātua tautoko!"
(I& #39;m keen for the strap-on (this time))

"Kāore au mõ te tātua tautoko"
(Not keen for the strap-on)
TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
RĀKAU POPEPOPE (dildo)
"I tuki koe te rākau popepope ki a Steven Joyce?" (Did u throw the dildo at Steven?)

"E hia ana te rākau popepope hun?"
(U keen for the dildo?)

"Māku te rākau popepope!"
(I& #39;m keen for the dildo (this time))
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