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Anna McAllister

nope_thank_u

Nau mai haere mai, ko kupu hoe ahau... It's Māori language week. You know me, you know my content... so I will be bringing you exciting content EVERYDAY this week. Welcome to... Te Ai Pai: Kupu õ te rā (The Good Sex: Word of the day)

Kupu õ tēnei rā? Rākaurū (vibrator).

Rākau = stick
Rū = shake/quiver

In a sentence:
Homai taku rākaurū...

TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
HĀNIHI HĪANGA (harness)
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In a sentence:

"E hia ana te hānihi hun?"
(You keen for the harness babe?)

"Māku te hānihi!"
(I'm keen for the harness (this time))

"Kāore au mõ te hānihi"
(Not keen for the harness)

TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
TĀTUA TAUTOKO (strap-on)
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In a sentence:

"E hia ana te tātua tautoko hun?"
(You keen for the strap-on babe?)

"Māku te tātua tautoko!"
(I'm keen for the strap-on (this time))

"Kāore au mõ te tātua tautoko"
(Not keen for the strap-on)

TE AI PAI: KUPU Õ TE RĀ
RĀKAU POPEPOPE (dildo)
"I tuki koe te rākau popepope ki a Steven Joyce?" (Did u throw the dildo at Steven?)

"E hia ana te rākau popepope hun?"
(U keen for the dildo?)

"Māku te rākau popepope!"
(I'm keen for the dildo (this time))

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