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in 2018 i went to hollywood walk of fame just to take a picture of david bowie while i was already sunburned and could not open my eyes because i was facing the sun. it did not occur to me to put the sunglasses on
someone should have called me a fucking ambulance holy shit look at me
actually no that would have cost $100,000 lol nm
This Iron Man forcefully took my hand, shook it, and demanded $5
what the holy fuck is a sign spinner? after this I found out. Fucking insane that they exist lol the USA is a dump
of course the hollywood walk of fame had one of these
of course the sign looking for a dishwasher is exclusively in spanish
& #39;Damn man, I really wish I knew if our local laundromat supported the troops or not& #39;
Never fear they& #39;ll tell you
Never fear they& #39;ll tell you
Oh sorry that was the barber. The laundromat is EVEN WORSE
I lied
