in 2018 i went to hollywood walk of fame just to take a picture of david bowie while i was already sunburned and could not open my eyes because i was facing the sun. it did not occur to me to put the sunglasses on

someone should have called me a fucking ambulance holy shit look at me

actually no that would have cost $100,000 lol nm

This Iron Man forcefully took my hand, shook it, and demanded $5

what the holy fuck is a sign spinner? after this I found out. Fucking insane that they exist lol the USA is a dump

of course the hollywood walk of fame had one of these

of course the sign looking for a dishwasher is exclusively in spanish

'Damn man, I really wish I knew if our local laundromat supported the troops or not'
Never fear they'll tell you

Oh sorry that was the barber. The laundromat is EVEN WORSE

This thread must end with the best photo I have ever taken: 'Beer Man'

I lied