because like three hundred of you fuckers have followed me in the past few days:

hi, i& #39;m heather flowers (she/they), the strongest game developer to ever exist! some facts:
* i& #39;m working on EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: BOUND BY ASH and EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: THE TTRPG, doing a variety of things but primarily writing (and coding/design on Bound By Ash)
* you can play Season 1: Powered By Blood here: http://meatpunks.com"> http://meatpunks.com 
* a lot of people interact with me on here, so if i don& #39;t interact with you, it& #39;s not a judgement on you (or it is and you& #39;re going to hell)
* like legitimately there& #39;s nearly ten thousand of you fuckers and I Am One Bitch
* please have patience
* my caps lock is not broken, i use it vigorously and know for a fact it works perfectly
* CAPSPOSTS are by the True Heather Flowers (does not exist, not to be trusted, can set fires with her mind)
* don& #39;t believe her lies (or do, i& #39;m not your boss)
* i& #39;m a trans butch lesbian. it extremely rules to be this way and i recommend it immensely
* i look like this
* you may crush on me if you wish (it& #39;s just good taste tbh) but being overtly horny at me is an instant block
and now, an introduction from the True Heather Flowers:
* I CAN AND WILL KILL GOD
* I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE
* I CAN SET FIRES WITH MY MIND
* ONE TIME I ATE A TAROT CARD. IT WAS DEATH. I GOT CURSED FOR A WEEK
* LIKE 50% OF THE THINGS I SAY ARE LIES
* OR ARE THEY
that& #39;s all for this time! uh, if you have any questions, i& #39;ll do my best to answer em?

oh and also in case it isn& #39;t clear from the general content of this account: black lives matter, all cops are bastards, and capitalism is antithetical to the continued survival of humanity
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