because like three hundred of you fuckers have followed me in the past few days:

hi, i'm heather flowers (she/they), the strongest game developer to ever exist! some facts:
* i'm working on EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: BOUND BY ASH and EXTREME #MEATPUNKS FOREVER: THE TTRPG, doing a variety of things but primarily writing (and coding/design on Bound By Ash)
* you can play Season 1: Powered By Blood here: http://meatpunks.com 
* a lot of people interact with me on here, so if i don't interact with you, it's not a judgement on you (or it is and you're going to hell)
* like legitimately there's nearly ten thousand of you fuckers and I Am One Bitch
* please have patience
* my caps lock is not broken, i use it vigorously and know for a fact it works perfectly
* CAPSPOSTS are by the True Heather Flowers (does not exist, not to be trusted, can set fires with her mind)
* don't believe her lies (or do, i'm not your boss)
* i'm a trans butch lesbian. it extremely rules to be this way and i recommend it immensely
* i look like this
* you may crush on me if you wish (it's just good taste tbh) but being overtly horny at me is an instant block
and now, an introduction from the True Heather Flowers:
* I CAN AND WILL KILL GOD
* I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE
* I CAN SET FIRES WITH MY MIND
* ONE TIME I ATE A TAROT CARD. IT WAS DEATH. I GOT CURSED FOR A WEEK
* LIKE 50% OF THE THINGS I SAY ARE LIES
* OR ARE THEY
that's all for this time! uh, if you have any questions, i'll do my best to answer em?

oh and also in case it isn't clear from the general content of this account: black lives matter, all cops are bastards, and capitalism is antithetical to the continued survival of humanity
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