dragonsong war

master thread https://twitter.com/silverfuiier/status/1297765015542353920?s=21

me lookin at haurchie’s brothers: u will never be him

KRILE IS MAKING ALPHIE’S LIFE MISERABLE THIS IS SO FUNNY

ARE WE GONNA FIND THANCRED NOW

alphie drop ur comm prices

MDSKSKSNSKSNSNS

guy: yeah there was this hunter who took down a beast in a flashy way does that sound like the guy ur looking f-
me: that’s thancred

IS THANCRED GONNA BE NAKED??

THE VATH GAVE HIM CLOTHES PLS LET ME SEE MY MAN

that’s...not thancred

WHERE IS MY MAN

SUWABE

SUWABE ARDBERT ITS ARDBERT

THANCRED??

HHHH HEE

BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

HE JUST

HE SAVED ME FROM SUWABE

MY MEN KEEP SAVING ME IM TOO SPOILED BY THIS GAME

SHUT UP U WERE GONNA HURT HIS WIFE???

warriors of darkness??

HIS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE BUTTER IN JP

I FORGOT HES NKMR

THANCRED PLS LET ME SUCK UR COCK

GET THAT SQUIRREL OUT OF THERE IM TRYNA SEE SOMETHING

HE WAS NAKED FOR SO LONG THAT HIS HAIR GREW OUT SJSKSNSKS GOD

THIS IS THE LOOK HE GIVES ME WHEN HE FIRST SEES ME AGAIN IM GONNA COMBUST

HE ALSO GOT A TAN FROM RUNNING AROUND IN THE FOREST FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG YES WE STAN A SPICY WHITE

I LITERALLY JUST WANNA COVER UR FACE IN KISSES

WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINN HE IS STABBING AYMERIC

but also like aymeric what’s that butter knife to ur armour ndksbsjsjs

THAT MAN’S FACE WAS TERRIFYIMB

VIDOFNIR SAVED HER THANK GOD

artoriel is like “be a sister to me” yeah dude i’m literally ur sister in law

EDMONT’S MEMOIR..... Bro...

ok 3.2 time

edibles n ardbert are back n they’re sneaking up on urianger

WHOSE HOOVES

YDA N PAPALYMO

I WON THE GAME

actually go back to the wilderness

LMAOOOOO

DUDE IM LITERALLY HIS WIFE DJSKSNSKSK

i will never forget his words they’re etched into my mind he’s etched into my mind i have haurchie brain worms

i’m abt to be a paladin so i can run around w this baby,,,finally have my own shield,,,officially officially aika de fortemps

thancred’s realy makin me feel even more some type of way

THANCRED HAS HETEROPHOBIA??

this version of thancred dis the best bc he’s tan n has long hair n he’s got heterophobia i love my husband

can curious gorge stop asking me to slap him

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT

This next dungeon has a doll boss im gonna vomit

it can turn me into a doll bro this isn’t funny

MINFILIAAAA

welp she just exploded

I LOOK HIGH AS BALLS

IS ANYBODY HERE NOT A VESSEL FOR ANOTHER MORE POWERFUL BEING

BITCHES IN EORZEA GETTING POSSESSED LEFT N RIGHT NO WONDER THE WORLD IS ENDING

i miss how doting haurchefant was ugh

did...aymeric just ask me out on a date....bro my father in law sees u as a son....

listen i’d fall for him if i wasn’t in love w haurchie my heart beats for one elezen and one elezen only

i have to watch over emmallain while ur gone?? i’m not his baby sitter, he got his ass kidnapped last time n me n haurchie had to save him!!!

he has a retainer already i’m supposed to be taking a rest these bitches don’t know what rest means

DID THIS BITCH POISON ME

can these racist ass elves stop

EMMANELLAIN OH MY HOD OH MY GOD

BRO U MADE SHIT WORSE

HONOROIT??

emmanellain is 26 n still needs to be baby sat n his dumb actions killed off his sweet lil servant he should’ve been the brother to d*e

thancred held me back from punching him but he punched thancred and so thancred punched him back n sent him flying lmaoooo

this thancred. character development is so sexy god sir pls sit on my strap

ME FUCKING TOO

if u really think i’m going to camp dragonhead u got me fucked up

SHUT UP IM GONNA CRY CAN I KEEP THIS

GOD IM LITERALLY SOBBING RN

knowing look bc in my mind haurchie had this made for me from the very beginning

DADDY RAUBAHN

HE JUSY PUNCHED A CYXLOPS...THANCRED PLS MAKE OUT W ME

nanamo: aika ur not even ishgardian
aika: i am ishgardian by penetration

god something bad is gonna happen again i know it

SHEKEJSKSSTOP

the last time there was a celebration i was charged w regicide i’m not comfy w this

god i loev aymeric so much

wait that’s so beautiful

estinien....

god i hate those eyes

NIDHOGG SHUT THE FUCK UP

NIDHOGG I SWEAR TO GOD

I’m so fucking upset abt vidofnir

ok she’ll be ok thank god

no i don’t wanna go back to camp dragonhead

he did not just come in w hot cocoa i’m callin the maelstrom

now we gotta save estinien’s possessed ass

ardbert is back n he’s pissin me off

ok 3.3 time

i got the wrong coffer....

HOLMGANG SAVED ME ENOUGH FOR THE DPS TO TAKE HRAESVELGR OUT BC OUR HEALER FELL

can this dragon stop giving away his eye

estinien leaving nymeia lilies where ysayle died....

this game makes me mentally ill

i bookmarked the location so when i miss him i can visit him

this game makes me sue of cidal

ffxiv is my fave otome game

ok paladin bc i can’t get used to gnb

i can’t sleep so i’m on a date w aymeric

wait he gets so happy when u invite him

thancred called for me

ALISAIE

whichever one of those warriors of darkness that shot alisaie w a poison arrow it’s on sight

HE SOUNDS SO UPSET

me: *breathes*
the game: *constantly reminding me that haurchie is dead*

wait i finally talked the the guy buy his desk and i really wanna cry again i’m never getting over him

alisaie walks out of the infirmary w a gucci fit

god i’m gonna have to do titan hard again n i fell last time n our other tank went “weeeeeee” in the chat

i don’t trust this kobold

i take it back i’m sad now

he accidentally summoned the primal bc he was in so much pain......

why does that elezen look like urianger

THATS WHY ALISAIE WAS INSTIGATING

THEY MET UP W YDA N PAPALYMO

yda: ugh all this secrecy n all these masks to hide identities
papalymo, alphie, n me:

idk of the game is trying to convince us this isn’t urianger but they’re doin a bad job

thancred keeps saving me...i love u my king

u are the most extra bitch in this game

ALISAIE IS A BAD BITCH!!!!

urianger....what did u do...

thancred maturing really has me wanting him to [redacted]

like he feels like such a diff character than in ARR n i’m sooooo attracted to him even more now

he just went “you’re not the child i once knew. make me proud” to minfilia n he’s acting like such a dad sir can i get ur link pearl pls

hate localization bc the subs said “thank u so much for everything lhaminn” but she says “daisuki” in the voice n it would be more effective for minfilia to tell her mom she loves her one last time before disappearing :(((

STOP MAKING ME CRY!!!

YDA????

something is up w yda...

papalymo’s voice in english is so deep compared to japanese

CAN THIS MAN JUST GO BACK TO WHEREVER HE CAME FROM

WE SHOULDVE DESTROYED NIDHOGG’S EYES!!!!

edibles like fucking cryofreezed them

nero be like “i think i will cause problems on purpose”

i still don’t like nero something abt him makes me so unnerved

3.5 time

THE SQUIRREL

thancred’s head keeps following me wherever i walk to...he’s checking me out

THIS BOTXH

U INFURIATE ME

IM GONNA PUNT THIS ONE OFF

THIS IS PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH I HATE THESE BITCHES SOOO MUCH

really upset they’re still alive

PUT THE EYES BACK INTO THE ABYSS

HE...he jumped...his fave was so scary

PAPALYMO DONT SAY THAT

TJANCRED JUST PICKED HER UP

PAPALYMO??

I WANTED TO WAIT W HIM

THANCRED IS SELF BLAMING AGAIN SHUT UP BEFORE I FIGHT U

can louisoux’s students stop sacrificing themselves stop being martyrs im sick of these bitches dying

ok 3.56 time

THIS JAPANESE MAN JUST FAINTED ON VESPER BAY HARBOUR

can nero pls go away i’m sick of his ass already

SHES NOT EVWN YDA?

THIS BITCH’S NAME IS LICE??

ok stormblood time

this thread is back in business bc i forgot to do the hildebrand quests for 3.0 let’s gooo

is he gonna be our briarden but catholic