take a shot every time charlie kaufman puts a plot inside of another plot

take a shot every time charlie kaufman insists on dressing the female lead. double it if she’s pattern clashing and has really dry, frizzy hair

take 1 klonopin every time charlie kaufman writes with his penis (heads up: you will die)

take a shot every time charlie kaufman’s female lead has a smarmy voice

liberal arts students: take a shot every time charlie kaufman references a book you had on your freshman year syllabus

take a MF SHOT every time charlie kaufman thinks subverting the “never use voiceover” rule is not only clever but also effective