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So this is my first thread, been thinking about this idea for a while and I can’t commit to a fic with it so now it’s a twitter thread. Okay, no quirks, neighbors stripperroki and stoner sero. Let’s go.
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The guy that lives across the hall from him is gorgeous. +
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The guy that lives across the hall from him is gorgeous. +
Sero’s pretty sure he’ll never meet anyone more attractive, ever. He has this strange, out of place, kind of look. He’s sharp lines and angles, muscled and strong, but soft around the cheeks that makes his face cute as fuck. Stunningly attractive by conventional standards and +
then literally two-toned split right down the middle. Red on the left and white on the right, matched with a piercing blue eye and a gentle grey one. Perfectly symmetrical aside from the angry blotch of red skin around his left eye, but that only adds to the intrigue.
Sero would be lying his ass off if he claimed he wasn’t interested, but what’s a guy to do? He knows nothing about half and half man; he’s just his neighbor. The closest he’s got to a conversation with the guy is their daily exchange of a “hello” and a small smile.
Oh, don’t +
Oh, don’t +
get Sero going on this guy’s smile. It’s just the smallest upward tilt of his lips but damn if it doesn’t get those butterflies going in his stomach.
So imagine his surprise when he’s over at Denki’s for a “sorry about your breakup Denki, how about we cheer you up” party, +
So imagine his surprise when he’s over at Denki’s for a “sorry about your breakup Denki, how about we cheer you up” party, +
where of course, Mina ordered a stripper (she’s done it for all of them at some point), and the man that walks in is none other than his absolutely gorgeous neighbor guy.
It was a good thing he had passed Eijiro the blunt a second before, or it would’ve been falling to the +
It was a good thing he had passed Eijiro the blunt a second before, or it would’ve been falling to the +
floor from Sero’s agape mouth.
He watched as his neighbor listened to Mina blabber about something and then point to where Denki was sitting in the designated lap dance chair, nod in understanding, and then stride confidently over to the yellow-haired man. +
He watched as his neighbor listened to Mina blabber about something and then point to where Denki was sitting in the designated lap dance chair, nod in understanding, and then stride confidently over to the yellow-haired man. +
He hadn’t looked at anyone else but Denki, which was probably good practice for making people feel special, but that only meant that he hadn’t seen or recognized Sero sitting four feet away on the couch.
“Hey there,” his voice rumbled out as he spoke to Denki, so different +
“Hey there,” his voice rumbled out as he spoke to Denki, so different +
from the airier greetings Sero’s used to. “Heard someone broke your heart.”
Denki’s gulp was audible, his heart undoubtedly racing in excitement. Strippers weren’t the solution for everyone, but they sure were for Denki. “Uh, yeah. They cheated on me wi-”
Denki’s gulp was audible, his heart undoubtedly racing in excitement. Strippers weren’t the solution for everyone, but they sure were for Denki. “Uh, yeah. They cheated on me wi-”
He was cut off by neighbor guy resting a finger on his lips. He was leaning over Denki, one hand on the chair’s arm and the other one moving up to cup Denki’s face. “Doesn’t matter. You focus on me now, okay?”
Denki nodded so fast that neighbor man let out a chuckle. Deep and +
Denki nodded so fast that neighbor man let out a chuckle. Deep and +
throaty, and god it sent all the blood in Sero’s brain straight to his dick. Not helping was the fact that less than a second later, and neighbor guy was shirtless and right back to leaning over his best friend.
Sero’s mind was foggy as he heard him ask for permission to +
Sero’s mind was foggy as he heard him ask for permission to +
touch Denki a bit, to which Denki enthusiastically consented, and proceed to run his hands down his best friend’s chest. Bending down in between Denki’s legs and rubbing his hands across his thighs, traveling achingly close to his groin.
“Is there anything you want me to do, +
“Is there anything you want me to do, +
baby?” He brought his lower lip between his teeth as he gazed up at Denki with hooded eyes.
The zipper of Sero’s pants was straining uncomfortably against his ever-growing hard-on as the scene continued to unfold. Neighbor guy stripped down to his skin-tight black briefs, his +
The zipper of Sero’s pants was straining uncomfortably against his ever-growing hard-on as the scene continued to unfold. Neighbor guy stripped down to his skin-tight black briefs, his +
hands crawling all over Denki - tugging his hair, tickling his sides, tenderly squeezing his throat.
Eijiro and Mina were whistling and hooting their encouragement which made Katsuki roll his eyes. Still, he joined in on the fun by throwing out insults at Shitty Hair and +
Eijiro and Mina were whistling and hooting their encouragement which made Katsuki roll his eyes. Still, he joined in on the fun by throwing out insults at Shitty Hair and +
Dunceface, respectively. They only got louder as neighbor man straddled Denki’s lap and tugged off his shirt. For the first time, he looked up at those in his audience, an amused smirk tugging at his lips at their jeering, and his eyes met Sero’s.
He froze. The man’s eyes +
He froze. The man’s eyes +
wide, his smile disappearing, and his mouth instead pulling at a small “o.” Sero wanted to know what was going through the man’s head upon recognizing him. How would he feel if their roles were reversed? Definitely mortified, but maybe a little excited? Though, that was probably+
too optimistic.
They stared at each other for what felt like an eternity, locked in arguably the most awkward moment ever, but it must’ve only been a second or two as Denki cleared his throat.
“Hey, is everything all right?”
The man tore his eyes away from Sero at the +
They stared at each other for what felt like an eternity, locked in arguably the most awkward moment ever, but it must’ve only been a second or two as Denki cleared his throat.
“Hey, is everything all right?”
The man tore his eyes away from Sero at the +
question being directed at him.
“O-of course,” his hips started rolling against Denki’s, and his hands continued their wandering. “Just got a little distracted is all.”
The man never looked back up at Sero again as he finished his performance, accepted payment from Mina, and+
“O-of course,” his hips started rolling against Denki’s, and his hands continued their wandering. “Just got a little distracted is all.”
The man never looked back up at Sero again as he finished his performance, accepted payment from Mina, and+
left.
The rest of the party was chill. They played some video games, ate some pot brownies that he brought, and while Sero normally didn’t mix, they had a few beers and did a round of shots for Denki. Overall they successfully reminded Denki that even though he had a really +
The rest of the party was chill. They played some video games, ate some pot brownies that he brought, and while Sero normally didn’t mix, they had a few beers and did a round of shots for Denki. Overall they successfully reminded Denki that even though he had a really +
bad breakup he still had the legit best friends in the world. If anyone noticed that Sero was more out of it than usual, they didn’t comment.
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It was probably close to 4 a.m. when Sero finally stumbled his way back to his apartment complex. +
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It was probably close to 4 a.m. when Sero finally stumbled his way back to his apartment complex. +
His head was fuzzy and he really needed a drink of water and some sleep, but as he shuffled his way from the elevator to his door he decided he needed something else as well.
Instead of going to his door on the right of the hallway, he went to the door on the left and +
Instead of going to his door on the right of the hallway, he went to the door on the left and +
knocked. When no one answered immediately, he knocked again. Then again. He was about to give up when it finally opened and his eyes met the dual-colored set he was looking for. His lips pulled into a goofy smile and he fell to the side catching his weight on the doorway.
“Hey,” he slurred, tongue tripping over itself on the simplest word.
And that’s where I’m gonna stop for now. I’ll probably pick this back up, no promises though.
For a moment, the only response he got was a few blinks. Some might see that as bad, but Sero was too far gone to realize. He also failed to see how unnerving it might be for the man as Sero just silently gazed at him for a while.
Eventually the man cleared his throat. “What +
Eventually the man cleared his throat. “What +
are you doing here?” His eyes watched Sero carefully. Wary and guarded.
“Wanted...to see you.”
“Why?” He asked firmly. “Why would you want to see me after that? Do you feel like we need to talk about what happened? Are you going to make fun of me? Shame me for what I do for a +
“Wanted...to see you.”
“Why?” He asked firmly. “Why would you want to see me after that? Do you feel like we need to talk about what happened? Are you going to make fun of me? Shame me for what I do for a +
living? Huh?”
His voice got louder as he went on, shocking Sero so he felt unable to process everything coming from the man’s mouth.
“I know these could be considered very uncomfortable circumstances, but we haven’t spoken much before now so I’m not sure why you might feel+
His voice got louder as he went on, shocking Sero so he felt unable to process everything coming from the man’s mouth.
“I know these could be considered very uncomfortable circumstances, but we haven’t spoken much before now so I’m not sure why you might feel+
the need to see me. And if you’re only here to harass me, I don’t want to hear it.”
When he finished his indignant speech he took a large inhale and sighed, watching Sero expectantly.
Sero could only blink and furrow his eyebrows as he looked down at his shoes. “I- I don’t +
When he finished his indignant speech he took a large inhale and sighed, watching Sero expectantly.
Sero could only blink and furrow his eyebrows as he looked down at his shoes. “I- I don’t +
wanna harass you.” He brought his bottom lip between his teeth and chewed on it thoughtfully. He knew he needed to explain why he wanted to see neighbor man, but words really hurt his brain right now.
“I wanna see ya cause your pretty... an I shoulda told ya before tonight... +
“I wanna see ya cause your pretty... an I shoulda told ya before tonight... +
an cause I like seeing ya... and, and-“
His head throbbed suddenly and he lurched forward. He resigned himself to face plant against the floor, aware he didn’t have any cognitive function to prevent it, but he didn’t have to as two strong arms caught him and helped him regain +
His head throbbed suddenly and he lurched forward. He resigned himself to face plant against the floor, aware he didn’t have any cognitive function to prevent it, but he didn’t have to as two strong arms caught him and helped him regain +
his footing.
No word were spoken as he lifted Sero back to a stand position but made no move to retract his hands from their place on Sero’s waist, scared that he was still unsteady.
Their eyes met again and Sero couldn’t help the smirk that pulled at his lips.
“And I wanna+
No word were spoken as he lifted Sero back to a stand position but made no move to retract his hands from their place on Sero’s waist, scared that he was still unsteady.
Their eyes met again and Sero couldn’t help the smirk that pulled at his lips.
“And I wanna+
kiss you- and, And I wanna go get coffee with you sometime...” he sighed, blinking dreamily, feeling that pull he always felt towards his mysterious neighbor come back stronger than before. “And I wanna know your name.”
A fine line appeared between the man’s eyebrows as he+
A fine line appeared between the man’s eyebrows as he+
studied Sero’s face. He seemed entirely confused, shocked, and (if the light tint of red on his cheeks was any indication) a little shy. He chewed on his bottom lip before speaking.
“You’re very drunk.”
Sero grinned at his evasion of what was said, whether intentional or not.+
“You’re very drunk.”
Sero grinned at his evasion of what was said, whether intentional or not.+
“That’s not a name. And it doesn’t... it doesn’t mean I don’t mean what I said.”
“You need to go drink some water and get some sleep.”
Sero chuckled, but the man just shook his head.
“Where are your keys, I’m taking you back to your apartment,” he spoke gruffly, but the+
“You need to go drink some water and get some sleep.”
Sero chuckled, but the man just shook his head.
“Where are your keys, I’m taking you back to your apartment,” he spoke gruffly, but the+
blush on his cheeks only grew as time passed.
(I have awful motivation and lots of perfection issues. I& #39;ve been sitting on this addition for a week for no reason. Hope you like it)
