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i live for @TRULY_DOZING's Rimworld threads, so i'm gonna make my own
first 4 people to comment get colonists named for them (after that i can see if there's a way to rename newcomers)
first 4 people to comment get colonists named for them (after that i can see if there's a way to rename newcomers)
FUCK i'm rusty i think u get 3 starting colonists? i guess i'm about to find out (sorry frens)
i don't remember how to play but we're goin for maximum chaos, obvs
starting colonists: @thesravaka , @spiderfoods , and @TRULY_DOZING
we've got a pyromaniac and a maximum cooking skill of 1
this should go well
we've got a pyromaniac and a maximum cooking skill of 1
this should go well
our colonists have just crash-landed with their pet guinea pig milo
directly next to a timber wolf
we're gonna, uh, just ignore her for now
directly next to a timber wolf
we're gonna, uh, just ignore her for now
found an optimal place to settle-- some sturdy existing walls, fertile soil, and a geyser (that'll be useful later)
but what's this? some furniture?
...oh
but what's this? some furniture?
...oh
colonists: deconstruct the sarcophagus or leave it as decoration?
bonding
an uneventful first night
here's hoping that wolf either self-tames or sees his way out
here's hoping that wolf either self-tames or sees his way out
sravaka's first kill (it only took about 2 hours between shooting the doe in the neck and putting it out of its misery)
spiderfoods negotiates with some visitors and lands us a sweet new weapon
spiderfoods negotiates with some visitors and lands us a sweet new weapon
gee, i haven't seen milo around, i wonder what he's up t---ohmygod
...wait, false alarm -- different guinea pig
...wait, false alarm -- different guinea pig
so it begins
relaxo pukes politely indoors while our visitors check out the digs
sravaka does penance
sravaka does penance
spiderfoods here with reassuring words
think i found the problem
a fellow named Travis crash-lands nearby--
sravaka rescues him and races against the clock to tend to his wounds
sravaka rescues him and races against the clock to tend to his wounds
hm, maybe i should've tossed the meals that poisoned relaxo 
welcome to Clown Town
time to deconstruct the sarcophagus
time to deconstruct the sarcophagus
...well that was disappointing.
it's just a pile of limestone.
it's just a pile of limestone.
huh, looks like sravaka's force-feeding our wounded guest one of those meals relaxo ate
...
i'm sure it'll be fine
...
i'm sure it'll be fine
a local mat goes rad just as travis is taking his first walk since we rescued (and poisoned) him
sravaka has a moment
sravaka has a moment
(wow, i don't think i've ever accidentally typed a spoonerism before)
sravaka goes to rescue travis as he's taken unawares by the mad rat
sravaka, hold your fi-- nevermind.
travis is fine. i mean, he's dying (again), but at lest he didn't get shot.
sravaka, hold your fi-- nevermind.
travis is fine. i mean, he's dying (again), but at lest he didn't get shot.
relaxo got jealous of sravaka's bedroom so i had them swap bedrooms
hmm
hmm
a squirrel self-tamed! what shall we name her?
almost immediately afterwards, sravaka tamed a turkey! we're working our way up to tame salamander
turkey names for a lovely lady who likes stories about aliens?
turkey names for a lovely lady who likes stories about aliens?
