A thread explaining why Gabriel Magalhaes is a better player than Virgil Van Dijk. Retweets greatly appreciated, together we can educate the rest of football twitter.
#Arsenal #GabrielMagalhaes
1. Gabriel is currently the 7th highest goal scorer in the Premier League. Van Dijk only has 1 PL goals.
2. Gabriel hasn’t conceded a single PL goal this season but VVD has conceded 4...
3. Gabriel plays for a club that’s in 1st place but VVD plays for a club that’s only in 4th.
4. When Virgil Van Dijk was 22 years old he was valued at £2.6 million. At 22 years old Gabriel is valued at £27 million. 🤷‍♂️
5. Gabriel also has more sauce the Van Dijk. Argument over.
6. Gabriel won a Croatian Cup back in 2017-18. Van Dijk has never won a Croatian Cup.
7. Gabriel has zero Premier League yellow cards but Van Dijk has 8.
8. Virgil van Dijk hates and bullies referees. Whereas Gabriel Magalhães believes everyone is equal and deserves respect.
9. Gabriel averages a goal per Premier League match. VVD only averages a goal every 11.2 matches.
10. Gabriel has never received a red card in the Premier League but Van Dijk has. 😳
11. Gabriel has zero errors leading to goals for Arsenal. Van Dijk has 3 errors leading to goals in the Premier League alone for Liverpool.
12. Van Dijk has committed 88 Premier League fouls. Gabriel has only committed 1. Seems like someone lacks discipline.

End of Thread...
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