So one day one guy called me looking for a Faith. It was a wrong number so moguy apologized and hung up. Few minutes later he calls on some yeeeey your voice sis wam. He had a nigga wat wat kinda voice and his accent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">
In my head ngazbonela uTrey Songz bazalwane.. https://twitter.com/CurateByo/status/1305049413589569537">https://twitter.com/CurateByo...
So one day one guy called me looking for a Faith. It was a wrong number so moguy apologized and hung up. Few minutes later he calls on some yeeeey your voice sis wam. He had a nigga wat wat kinda voice and his accent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">In my head ngazbonela uTrey Songz bazalwane.. https://twitter.com/CurateByo..." title="So one day one guy called me looking for a Faith. It was a wrong number so moguy apologized and hung up. Few minutes later he calls on some yeeeey your voice sis wam. He had a nigga wat wat kinda voice and his accent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">In my head ngazbonela uTrey Songz bazalwane.. https://twitter.com/CurateByo..." class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
So this was before I had WA, we would call ngama free minutes lawana awe netone awebusuku. Ngahle ngawel bcz yeeeeey his voice guys his voicehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">, he used to call me "My angel"
Nankuyana sixoxe ke lobhud inyanga yonke. So everynight moguy calls I& #39;d hear the sound of trains and all. He said usebenza a good job eHwange, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💵" title="Banknote mit Dollar-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Banknote mit Dollar-Zeichen"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤤" title="Sabberndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Sabberndes Gesicht">. He told me his name was D.D. I never bothered asking for his full name because https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">
He says he& #39;s coming to Bulawayo soon so we need to meet. I got veeeeeery excited. Saqoqa ke ilanga lokuhlangana. On the day ngavuka ngath lipgloss, facepowder, ngakama kuhle idaniella, remember how we used to put one stud and one big ring earing? Yimi lowa, town..
Fikiyani koBulawayo, ungaphi babe. He says mana phamb kwe N1 hotel ngyabuya. I& #39;m thinking ok so bae has money he booked N1 for us. My Trey Songz bakithi..
Ngisamile kuthutshe some funny looking, raggedy looking, khwapha smelling, dusty, very dark and short guy eme ecemelen kwam and starts talking to me
Me: "Sorry bhud, ngingakunceda ngan."
Ngizwe "My angel.."
Mina :Trey Songz, nguweeeee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">
Ngizwe "My angel.."Mina :Trey Songz, nguweeeee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">" title="Ngizwe "My angel.."Mina :Trey Songz, nguweeeee? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Too late to run away. I play along. If I say dude was really far from good looking y& #39;all will judge me. But he looked like the typa guy you wouldn& #39;t wanna meet emkotwen wedwa even at mid day. Guys wayemfitshane I could see inkanda yakhehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">, wayegwanyile. I was scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Too late to run away. I play along. If I say dude was really far from good looking y& #39;all will judge me. But he looked like the typa guy you wouldn& #39;t wanna meet emkotwen wedwa even at mid day. Guys wayemfitshane I could see inkanda yakhehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=, wayegwanyile. I was scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" title="Too late to run away. I play along. If I say dude was really far from good looking y& #39;all will judge me. But he looked like the typa guy you wouldn& #39;t wanna meet emkotwen wedwa even at mid day. Guys wayemfitshane I could see inkanda yakhehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">, wayegwanyile. I was scared https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏽‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I couldn& #39;t be seen anywhere koBulawayo laye. So we decide to check in at Palace Hotelhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">. Bhadala phela babe..
Babe etshayatshaye izkhwama akhamise avale umlomo, akhiphe iwallet ayivale. Mina I& #39;m just standing there.. Thinking mhlaba ng& #39;ginya..
He ncengas the lady at the reception and she agrees to have him pay for an hour. Singene phakath erumini, ikhwapha guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Me: babe I& #39;m hungry
Him: eish so saka manje senzenjanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
He ncengas the lady at the reception and she agrees to have him pay for an hour. Singene phakath erumini, ikhwapha guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Me: babe I& #39;m hungryHim: eish so saka manje senzenjanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" title="He ncengas the lady at the reception and she agrees to have him pay for an hour. Singene phakath erumini, ikhwapha guyshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Me: babe I& #39;m hungryHim: eish so saka manje senzenjanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Im like you said we& #39;re meeting for lunchhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">
Ayehle phansi to that restaurant esePalace, he bought one pack of chips, lefanta eyembodlela. Im in there thinking Jehovah. He comes back umuntu weNkosi, ma ethi uyath feed me amachips ngbone inzipho ngan yisambane zimnyama tshu..
I& #39;m like no baby I& #39;ll just have the fanta.
Him: undisiire la shamwari hant we are sharing, im also hungry.
Okay, ngithi one sip ngphume nje kikho.
Me: kant baby what& #39;s your full name?
Him: Dont
Me: Whatdyu mean don& #39;t im just asking for your namehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏽‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">
Him : It& #39;s Dont. My name is D. O. N. T, Don& #39;t. Eqambe lesbongo.. Wokhe. Hence D. D ijoo
So ubuyela nin eHwange babe?
Nghlala eSotshangane flats babe. I was never in Hwange.
Hawu njan. So wena uyenza ngokwan
Him: Nglungisa iztulo, ngsePoly. Mhhmmm hayi chaaa!
Im out!
He tried ukuncenga and all but yooo hayi! I bumped into him intown about a month after that time and he bought me ama jumbo, yena wayelomusa shem but yooo
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