Hey, I’m gonna be doing this game thoughts thread for the Jets too. Feel free to copy this idea if you want to do this too. I can’t wait to look back at this thread and laugh in 6-8 months. Here we go.
27-17 Loss to BUF
Record: 0-1

Oh god, this is going to be a bad year. Jesus Christ we are going to suck so much. Everything was a mess, the score may say 27-17 but it was not actually that close, we just made up for it in garbage time. A better QB than Allen would’ve blown us...
...out big time. Sam, bless him, had a bad day. But when your receivers can’t catch, you’ve got no O-Line and your run game can’t get going, that’s gonna happen. Don’t get me wrong though, he was not good today, and he definitely has to take some of the blame today. That said....
...OMG FUCK ADAM GASE! This man can’t coach! Like he is just clueless with his play calling. Oh & Bell left the game early bc why not. At this rate, with this coach, the talent we have, our luck and our schedule, we might have to go for Lawrence!! Oh, I’m gonna add memes now. So:
WTF ARE YOU SMOKING GASE?!? WTF DOES THIS MEAN?!? WE LOOKED JUST AS BAD AS LAST YEAR, IN THE SAME EXACT WAYS!! I HATE ADAM GASE SO MUCH!!
31-13 Loss to SF49
Record: 0-2

Terrible right out the gate. Embarrassing way to start the game. Honestly I feel worse for the 9ers considering they lost 2 big defenders and there’s uncertainty about Jimmy G & Mostert after a game they had in hand from the first play. MetLife....
..FR felt cursed today with the number of guys getting hurt, but this is gonna happen with no pre-season. It’s gonna make our weak team even weaker. I feel so bad for Sam, I feel really strongly he’s got something great inside but it’s looking like he’ll never get it here with...
...this roster and this coaching staff. Fuck Gase man. I mean again Sam is far from polished but he’d need to be a generational talent to make this work, and he just isn’t that. He could be real good but he’s not Peyton or Brady. Pray for Lawrence if he’s sent here bc we tanking.
36-7 Loss @ IND
Record: 0-3

This thread is so much easier than the Mets one because there’s no uncertainty here. This team fucking sucks. I’m sure I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: this is the worst Jets team I’ve ever seen. And this is the Jets I’m talking about. Every
..tiny bit of good we have is met with a fuck ton of bad. Darnold has a really get play to score a TD? Fucking zip after that. 7-7 became became 36-7 in no time at all. 3 INTs with Two Pick 6s sucks too. They were all clearly Sam’s fault too. I want to stick out for him bc I know
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