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angry italian kid making pasta, a livetweet thread
BOIL FASter RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW
I SPILLED THE GODDAMN NOODLES GOD FUCKIGNGB FSAMN IT FUCKFUCKFYCK
COME HERE
HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
AUAUUGHGGHHbh
FUCK IFORGOT TO ADD THE SALT FUCKRU KFU KFU K
STIR THAT SHIT
FUCKING BOIL ALREADY!!!!!!!!172716!!1!1
FUCKIGN FINALLY
GET IN THERE
FFUUUCCCKKKKKK
SET THE GODDAMN TIMER
AAHHHHHGGHH818382–!1!3$:&;/mVE8173)-&;
GOD DAMN IT THEYRE STILL NOT DONE!!!! Fuck YO UFUCKF UK YOU FUCK YOY FUCK YO U ADSHOEM COOK FATSWR
YES
GET IN THE GOD DAMN STRAINER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
here’s my spaghetti guys!!! 
made with lots of love
made with lots of love
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I do not want your criticism on how I cook my food 
mind your damn business
mind your damn business
like for real I have some of you motherfuckers coming in my qrts and making fun of me for “putting salt in the wrong way” or not adding tomato sauce. I literally can’t eat tomato sauce because it makes me sick so yes, I eat my spaghetti with butter and salt. fuck off
