angry italian kid making pasta, a livetweet thread

BOIL FASter RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW

I SPILLED THE GODDAMN NOODLES GOD FUCKIGNGB FSAMN IT FUCKFUCKFYCK

COME HERE

HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

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FUCK IFORGOT TO ADD THE SALT FUCKRU KFU KFU K

STIR THAT SHIT

FUCKING BOIL ALREADY!!!!!!!!172716!!1!1

FUCKIGN FINALLY

GET IN THERE

FFUUUCCCKKKKKK

SET THE GODDAMN TIMER

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GOD DAMN IT THEYRE STILL NOT DONE!!!! Fuck YO UFUCKF UK YOU FUCK YOY FUCK YO U ADSHOEM COOK FATSWR

YES

GET IN THE GOD DAMN STRAINER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

here’s my spaghetti guys!!! made with lots of love

I don’t know who needs to hear this but I do not want your criticism on how I cook my food mind your damn business

like for real I have some of you motherfuckers coming in my qrts and making fun of me for “putting salt in the wrong way” or not adding tomato sauce. I literally can’t eat tomato sauce because it makes me sick so yes, I eat my spaghetti with butter and salt. fuck off