Carrie Bradshaw would wear her mask below her nose or would just hold it up in front of her face like a pair of opera binoculars https://twitter.com/ew/status/1305012085982744578
She’d forget her mask walking into Shake Shack one night after a fight with Big and be politely reminded by an employee and make a scene
“SORRY I FORGOT WE WERE AT WAR” Carrie says, violently snatching napkins from the napkin dispenser for a makeshift mask
“And I realized then that I was at war, but not with the virus. Or Big. I was at war with myself.”
The next morning, a video of her Shake Shack rant goes viral, and she writes a piece about it called “My Napkin Mask, My House of Cards.” A week later she tests positive for Covid.
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