In my America? Every child? They don’t do the pledge of alleigance. They stand for The Emancipation of Mimi in its 50 minute and 8 second entirety. That’s why I’m in this fight.

You know what I’m live tweeting. When Mariah opened up that Bacardi and said she was feeling hot tamale, where were you? I was on the Cross Country bus to a meet. Weeks later, I would drink alcohol for the first time: Bacardi razz in a tiny plastic cup. Thank you Mariah.

Bobbie Womack’s on the radio.

Who could forget when Mariah was throwing things, crying, trynna figure out where the hell she went wrong and cut to her man is Wentworth Miller damn gonna have to recharge her gaydar on that one.

With this one, and that one, by the pool, on the beach, and on the streets?! My dude you are dating Mariah Carey she speaks to the butterflies, she has an alter ego, who r u trying to run from shit

Background on Mine Again: in 2005 if you were a pop star and the 4th track on your album wasn’t a ballad you could actually be waterboarded and people conveniently skip that when they talk about George W. Bush.

Mariah saw Carrie Underwood’s extended belts on American Idol and said “hold my fucking Bacardi I just opened” and DID Mine Again.

“Hot as you can stand it
Something like volcanic”

Bitch has madlib lyrics and is still decking us on Say Somethin. And Snoop has PLANS to nail us in the bathroom.

Why do I have to praise K*nye for co-writing/producing Stay The Night which is top 3 best tracks on this classic album? Vocally she is without peer on this.

“Little something” Mariah tells us about herself in “Get Your Number”:

“I got a big penthouse with a sick hot tub, we can watch a flat screen while the bubbles fill it up.”

The show they prob watched? “pushing daisies”

Ok that’s enough I made my point so did Mariah go listen to this masterpiece