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I& #39;m finally, FINALLY watching The Mandalorian! I immediately got teary, because it looks like *old* Star Wars. This feels so good. SO GOOD.
Update: good feelings slightly dented because we just walked past some Jawas and nobody said "utinni". I AM BETRAYED.
Okay, but. Like. Th-- that& #39;s Werner Friggin Herzog? Surrounded by old school storm troopers?!?! WERNER HERZOG IS UP IN HERE?? HAVE LOST MY SHIT, IT IS GONE
I now have anxiety because he didn& #39;t get his new pauldron painted. How does he live with himself and his mis-matched shoulders, GO FIND A TRANSMOGRIFIER, MY DUDE
I& #39;d like to make a joke about "I don& #39;t know how to ride blurg" but I can& #39;t, because it& #39;s already perfect. Please, a training montage.
Slightly disappointing training scenes were compensated by what they look like *actually* riding these things. I am in stitches.
I mean, look! HAHAHAHA! I am dead.
Somebody please call an ambulance because now there& #39;s a droid with flower pot for a head I can& #39;t
PLease hElp
Aaaaand waterworks. Y& #39;all were NOT joking about how cute he is. I...I need a little break.
Okay. I& #39;m okay. Oh, it& #39;s over! That was an excellent first ep, although I& #39;m sad the flowerpot was so short-lived.
Right, I have some wine left. Let& #39;s go, ep 2.
Forget about hover boards, where& #39;s my hover pram? - every single mom in the world, probably
LET THE BABY HEEEEAL YO--- ugh. Stupid Mando.
UTINNI! I may be a 45 year old infant, but fuck, I love how the Jawas talk.
"Awww, the baby is so cute! -- Oh, the whole frog, huh. The. Entire thing. No, er, chewing. Alllll righty."
This dude& #39;s chest armour *keeps* getting shredded. Maybe the precious Mandalorian metal ... isn& #39;t so good? For armour? Has anybody told them. Is this is hot take or
Okay, wait. When does this take place? The Jawas already have their Road House (tm). Werner Herzog has storm troopers, and the Empire has currency. If the baby is Yoda, we& #39;re looking at 850 years pre ep. IV But Mando doesn& #39;t know or recognise the force... I need a lore dump.
Fuck that, here& #39;s a ship building montage which I AM HERE FOR
I& #39;m glad they fixed it, because if I had a flying barn, I& #39;d be bummed too if I had to scrap it.
I& #39;m about to be VERY drunk but I need to watch one more. Here& #39;s to episode 3! We open in the barn& #39;s cockpit.
Sus: omg it& #39;s STILL ACTUAL Star Wars, look at the colours and the lighting and the set, I& #39;m so happy I could cry
Sus: omg it& #39;s STILL ACTUAL Star Wars, look at the colours and the lighting and the set, I& #39;m so happy I could cry
Hold up, HOLD UP. They actually call him Mando! I thought that was...you know, a fannish abbreviation? What the hell. Do they call people from Hoth Hotho or
Also I& #39;m not going to get over the badass bounty hunter strolling around with a hover pram any time soon. More of this, please, a lot mor-- oh NO THEY& #39;RE AT WERNER& #39;S DOOR
FLOAT AWAY, BABY!!
Away from the creepy uncle!!! I can& #39;t watch
Shit shit shit
He
Left
Without
Baby
HOLD ME BACK
Left
Without
Baby
HOLD ME BACK
HE BETTER JUST GET NEW ARMOUR SO HE CAN DEFEAT THE CREEPY UNCLE AND HIS MINIONS
Okay but that& #39;s a VERY odd religion where you& #39;re never allowed to take yer hat off. Doesn& #39;t it get stuffy in there. How does he shower.
DON& #39;T THINK I& #39;M BEING DISTRACTED FROM THE BABY BY THIS SHINY NEW BREASTPLA-- man, how great is Carl Weathers though
He finally has a full transmog set! The plot no longer matters.
NO WAIT, SAVE THE BABY DAMN YOU
NO WAIT, SAVE THE BABY DAMN YOU
Wait, his next job is fucking Admiral Ackbar! This show is trolling me. I& #39;m so on board.
MANDO GET THE HELL TO THAT BABY I& #39;M NOT GOING TO LAST MUCH LONGER
I need an adult here stat
If that baby is dead I w--- oh, not dead! Not dead!
AND HERE& #39;S MANDO NOW. IT& #39;S A JEDI REVEAL PARTY.
AND HERE& #39;S MANDO NOW. IT& #39;S A JEDI REVEAL PARTY.
Oh fuck that was awesome. AWESOME.
Ooof, maybe not so awesome for Mando and the babby...? No no no no shit no
Ha, I love Star Wars.
Threaten a droid with a gun? Nat 20 Intimidation on machinery.
Ohhhh SHIT, HE GOT BACKUP! HELL YEAH!
W---why though? Like. How did they all know he was being shot at and shit? Ah fuck it, it was good.
Gosh I& #39;m so happy.
And I promise I& #39;ll stop yelling. Now. Right. This second. I will stop...
AFTER THIS TWEET BECAUSE THIS IS TOO CUTE HOW DARE THIS SHOW, HOW DARE IT
AFTER THIS TWEET BECAUSE THIS IS TOO CUTE HOW DARE THIS SHOW, HOW DARE IT
Trolling me, this show is.
MOS EISLEY. Great, now I& #39;m crying again.
You know what& #39;s great? This entire goshdarn show. If you& #39;d asked me what kinda tv show Star Wars should be, not in a thousand years would I have dared to dream it could be this.
Even the credits are amazing. Fuck. Only 3 episodes left.
Don& #39;t tell me, this is gonna be a heist episode? Please, yes please!
He& #39;s being introduced to the team. Triggerman, Muscle...Yeah, this is a heist episode. YASSSSSS.
Ah hell, they all suck. Pity. I& #39;m a sucker for a bunch of shit-talkers doing crime, but this is...not good.
