Can you imagine how insufferable Carrie would be during a pandemic? Miranda is def the only one who would have stayed in the city and rode it out

Carrie would still be mourning Dean & Deluca while looking the other way as Big moved them out to Montauk instead of East Hampton for “real estate purposes” but really the Surf Lodge girls are easier

Big now identifies as poly and Carrie doesn’t really care because her column was cut years ago during pivot to video. She’s too afraid she’ll have to sell shoes on TheRealReal to get by

Harry is still furious that Charlotte moved them out to Darien because they’re the only Jews, and Samantha already had Covid so she’s been on the beach this whole time. Miranda is governor and doesn’t speak to any of them anymore.