#ReunionTheSoundoftheProvidence #TheLostTombReboot #TLTRS2spoiler thread— kindly mute this please

It's heeeeeeeeeeeeeere

I'm just staring at the screen I'm so restless I can't even push play why

Okay I'm still in the s1 recap but like I just want to say, HE IS THAT KIND OF PERSON ACTUALLY WU XIE PLEASE

Fo Ye ahkhsh I sure am glad I know more about the DMBJ lore this time around otherwise them mentioning his glorious feats would fall to deaf ears

Also I just remembered how adorable I find Xiao Bai please don't ruin her character please please I like her very much so far

Wu Xie's wet butt if anyone wants it
(yes Xiao Ge we know, only look, no touch )

I missed everything about this show god especially the music ksjsjsk THE MUSIC IS PHENOMENAL

Smartest woman in the entire DMBJ universe though? She knows her shit. Wu Xie never dies cause Xiao Ge will kick death in the face first before allowing that to happen, and if this is her philosophy? She will never die either

They keep talking about Fo Ye who I haven't even met properly yet and I'm like I wanna meet this legendary man

Seriously they're describing Fo Ye as this absolutely ruthless lethal man and I am all for iiiit

Yes baby girl you arrived with him actually thank you for finally noticing

I realized I will keep the spoilers here vague except for the actual Pingxie moments cause those I really can't help but record clips over, but episodes for VIP-onlys don't even allow the screen record app in my phone? This makes me sad adjhalk

I really don’t like Wenjin here skjsjs I prefer TLT2’s Wenjin

The iconic bells are here agaaain the last time I saw them Xiao Ge lovingly watched Ah Ning fall off a cliff

Episode 2 done still no best boy

Am I the only one who listens to Infinity in full whenever the credits roll up I love this song sm

Ew I'm seeing Piaopiao in others' tweets - guess it's time to skip minutes soon akjshdh

Wang Junyi knows Wu Xie is our princess

The number of times Wu Xie has put this in his mouth tho? It's only in here too, the other Wu Xie(s) didn't do this? Must be a skill acquired through practice

Whenever you think you're progressing with him, just read your back lmao

But I hope this does not mean you're actually wearing the same thing everyday cause I know you're cute Miss but not cute enough for that

God this is so sweet and Jump Down makes everything tear-jerking it should be illegal fck

Xiao Bai is the only female character ever in TLTR she's so cute ajhkhd

Skipping the annoyance that is gold digger Piaopiao saves more than 10mins of your time actually I highly recommend it

Wu Xie drunkenly referring to Xiao Bai as "XIAO GE" makes up for the dreadful het that came before it istg I SCREAMED

I feel like the I MISS YOU SO MUCH was meant for Xiao Ge and like, when Wu Xie realized it was Pangzi, he went "Where is Xiao Ge?", and so obviously the other person with them would definitely be Xiao Ge right, and lol poor Pangzi as always

Not @ Xiao Bai thinking they slept together before noticing the other party in there with them

ALSO DOES THIS MEAN THIS IS XIAO GE'S SPOT WHEN THE 3 SLEEP ON THE SAME BED TOGETHER AHDKDHAD

poor kid, she's so lonely she wants to be part of their group too except THAT ISN'T YOUR TRIO LIL GIRL GET YOUR OWN SET OF BEST FRIENDS THANK YOU

IM DYING SANSHU REALLY DID THIS TO ASSURE WORRIED PINGXIE FANS HUH HE RLY MADE THE ONLY WOMAN THREATENING US A SWORN SISTER I AM READY TO OFFER HIM MY FIRST BORN DESPITE NOT PLANNING ON HAVING 1

Please look at Wu Xie he just wants to get out of dr & lock himself in the bathroom

Pangzi reminding Xiao Bai of Xiao Ge's very important and very awesome existence despite him not being there

Xiao Hua telling the inexistent mute to not worry about his man like XIAZI IS NOT YOURS TO WORRY ABOUT YOU ALREADY GOT TURNED DOWN I THOUGHT YOU'RE ONLY MUTE NOT MENTALLY INCAPACITATED?

Kudos to Sanshu for effectively making me unable to skip the mute's scene by placing Xiao Hua in there with her talking about his boyfriend Xiazi

XIAO HUA REALLY ANNOUNCING TO DELULU HOW HE WILL DO ANYTHING & EVERYTHING XIAZI ASKS HIM TO DO & IM SCREAMING THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF HEIHUA SANSHU AHGSJDG

PINGXIE AND HEIHUA FANS KEEP ON WINNING

I'm watching so slowly lmao I'm digesting everything as usual and god I'm just so happy okay Sanshu effectively cancelling these hets very early on in the series SANSHU YOU'RE SO GOOD TO USSSS

Are they doing the Nongfu Spring/Changbai Mountain innuendos again jhaksdas

Ershu don't move away from the frame too fast we need to see more of Xiao Ge- honestly just the blue blur makes me tremendously happy istg sahksh

THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYONE SEEING THAT BLUE BLUR:

WU XIE SO FUCKING HAPPY LOOK AT THOSE CRINKLES IN HIS EYES

Xiao Bai seeing the legal husband for the first time ajkhjdh I bet she's questioning whether she was fangirling over the wrong man all along lmao

Kanjian- our precious ball of sunshine who makes everyone smile just by being there

KANJIAN'S GUILT-RIDDEN FACE I CANT AJSHKSJD

"I find a wild Zhang QiLing! Except this ZQ is dirty, there r no diff bet him & other ZQs. Actually ZQ is an edible creature..."

THE WAY XIAZI LOWERED D CAMERA TOWARDS XIAO GE'S CROTCH AREA WHEN HE SAID EDIBLE THO AJKHDDH AND LOOK AT WU XIE UTTERLY ENTHRALLED BY THIS XG CHANNEL

Wu Xie & Liu Sang's face hearing Xiazi's commentary on XG's delicious protein content? Sanshu I remember this being sort wholesome last time WHAT IS THIS

"ZQ's protein content is 6 times that of beef. A ZQ can provide several days' energy for d human body, and it tastes crispy"

Wu Xie watching attentively while Pangzi already calls Xiazi out, except Wu xie's like, PFFT YOU ARE WORSE THAN HIM WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE LEAVE XIAZI BE ALSO DONT TALK TO ME WHILE I'M WATCHING (I might miss something )

Xiao Ge only looking to Xiazi for assistance ajdhkdh honestly with these two together what can they not accomplish? I'm in love with this silent trust they have for each other's skills AND I WANT MORE PLS

Not @ Xiazi being delegated to being Wu Xie's human Xiao Ge fancam

Xiao Ge and Xiazi are actually my favorite boys asdgjd (with Xiao Hua tied with Xiazi shhh)

The rumors are correct you guys XIAO GE IS TALKING MORE HERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

I'm sorry but I will spam with Xiao Ge's face I missed him this much

BABEY

Did Xiao Ge hear Wu Xie asjdhddk

BUT HE IS SO HOT YOUR HONOR

Liu Sang thinking abt Xiao Ge's safety over his own - HONESTLY SAME

Me every time they bring Xiao Hua into the equation

Pangzi's cellphone pw is Wu Xie's birthday - IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

"I'm fine.
Don't come here.
Be safe.
I can find the exit.
Let's meet after..."

No longer a princess but still very pretty

Wu Xie rly worried himself sick over Xiao Ge he got hospitalized huh

Wu Xie hurrying everything up so he can finally meet up with his man- and here is Pangzi telling him he misses XG too so don't leave him out akhsd

"YOU GUYS JUST CANT LEAVE ME ALONE. IF IM THE ONLY ONE LEFT, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?"

Pangzi knows. Please don't leave him out

Chill Xiazi, Xiao Ge already told his boyfriend, who in turn told your boyfriend- If Wu Xie can't do it, Xiao Hua absolutely can

THEY'RE SO CUTE PLEASE

- XIAO GE
- XIAZI

OMIGOSH IS IT FINALLY DEAD, CAN SOMEONE KICK IT, IS IT STILL MOVING

I think Pangzi did something and IAsbkajd GOD

I love this part of the OP sequence? Xiao Ge facing the bronze gate but also looking back at Wu Xie

When the VIP ban lifts I will go back and get clips my best boys here hsdjhsj

Please, Xiao Ge is so done with him

HOW DARE HE BE THIS ADORABLE OMG

Derp shots but still precious (I can't record clips yet so I'm doing these in the meantime shhh)

I will also record Xiao Ge's voice saying Xiazi ahdkdhdh

Xiao Ge's expressions here in S2 are the best omgjaldlja

Lemme beautify your feed with the Zhang QiLing

LOOK WHO'S READY TO MEET HIS BOYFRIEND

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 1 DOWN 1 TO GO

Hello sir, where's your boyfriend

Here he is

I have not met him yet in Shahai but I like him already omg ajdhajsdh obviously not what he said but like just his personality shhh - Huo Dao Fu

He is such a smartass omg

I CANT DO THIS AJLKJDJS

I like how Wu Xie says, "The mark that Xiao Ge left me" cancelling out the probability that it may have been left for Pangzi too? He has ownership of that mark Xiao Ge made shhh

HELLO PETITION FOR WU XIE TO ADOPT & GET KEZI TRAINED? HE'S SO USEFUL LIKE A LOW-MAINTENANCE LIU SANG PROTOTYPE

I can't believe Pangzi just reference Harry Potter ajsldk even claimed to have read it? He's definitely a Hufflepuff

I wouldn't mind an evil Zhang QiLing actually in fact I would be crazier about such a character? If I love him now I would love him 20 times more akjddjdad

I kept rewatching that bit about Liu Sang jasdh I loved it so much, aghhhh I want more blood, everyone bleeding yes that's just how I love it

You're so beautiful and for what

Wu Xie saw Xiao Ge but didnt even dodge when he was "attacked" - on one hand, he had complete & absolute trust that Xiao Ge wud NEVER do anything to harm him. On d other, maybe his knees went weak & he cudnt move seeing such an intense & aggressive Xiao Ge all pretty & bloody

I FINALLY GOT TO AH NING IM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAHHAA SORRY I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THEY USED THE TLT2 VERSION CAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST PATHETIC AH NING EVER

The only Ah Ning I accept is in Time Raiders, the rest are her failed clones. Wu Xie's version superior

I only ever read abt her death, but to see how Xiao Ge basically waited for d snake to be a threat to Wu Xie before killing it is so in-character. I love this snake so much what is your name baby can I adopt you? - ALSO I MAY HAVE CAUGHT JUNJIE'S STUNT DOUBLE'S FACE I CRY

I wish the snake didn't die just for us to finally achieve this world peace I'm so sad for the snake, you shouldn't have tried to attack Wu Xie, you know? That's your only fault. Xiao Ge would have totes allowed you to feast on the woman I promise

Proof that Xiao Ge would have just watched her die-- I wish I recorded the clip cause this was so funny too, but seeing as I hate her, I only got Xiao Ge's chill af face in that moment. I love him sm https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1300860730200080384?s=20

She ended up not dying here, but that is beside the point

BONUS:
Xiao Ge has so little lines, but most of my fav lines were in TLT2, and this particular one may be in my top 5:

"We'll move together, no tricks. Or else, I'll just kill you."

SEE HOW MUCH HE CARES FOR AH NING https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1300642370262831104?s=20

Oh noooo please take better care of the boy with so much potential ajksdhksdh

Kezi knows who Liu Sang issssssss
I'm spazzing so hard I can't wait for these two to meeeet

Kezi is really serious all the time huh, Jiale already smiling and he's still sour faced

Makes me wanna behead his ex-wife for making him feel bad like this like he's so precious ahdkljd

Also Daofu omg he's so fun

I SHIP I SHIP I SHIP

OKAY SO WHAT IF- what if Wu Xie decides to meet Xiao Ge like this and get back on him for that year they went in the tomb under the sea, except Xiao Ge could totally tell it's him at first glance ajdhksh

I thought she was crafty I can't believe she couldn't tell there was a difference

I will keep pushing this agenda because Kezi deserves better

He is very distracting without the jacket they're so swollen wtf

Ah yes... We are now talking about Wu Xie's list of brokenhearted and/or dead "love interests" especially written in for het-bait. What a rousing discussion, why am I hearing this again

WHEN HE SAID TRAGICALLY I REALLY CACKLED SO LOUD IM SO SORRY - The Zhang QiLing watching silently as your sister dies is somehow sort of tragic, isn't it? HE'S SO SAD TOO LOOK AT THOSE TEARS BUT IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVEN MORE AJSDHLSH

Broke the thread cause of course- https://twitter.com/sansamour20/status/1305851965360881664?s=20