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how to sm0ke without getting caught (the gec method) - a thread
first, light some incense. as you can see here, I have two sticks burning, as well as a candle. the candle is optional, but I think it adds some nice ambiance.
next, grab some thumbtacks. I would recommend using the ones you like least (the circular green ones for me) because they tend to get lost
now grab your big blue blanket. got it? ok. you’re gonna tack that up so it covers your entire bedroom door
now get yourself an orange towel. this will be tacked just above your blue blanket
finally, grab your blue plaid blanket and gently (gently) place it on the bottom of the blue blanket, to hold it down. make sure to tuck it in.
now ur free to smorke
like out the window obviously. fucking dumbass.
note: this thread was purely meant as a joke, but I’ve been doing this since I was like 11 yrs old and my mom still has no idea I smoke
I’ve got it down to a science, too. I can set that shit up in under 90 seconds 
one last thing! I set this box fan on my dresser so it blows out my window
