favorite falice quotes a thread

“that’s the fringe benefit of living with the sheriff, i get the inside scoop before any other reporter.”
“i’m done attacking and disavowing the southside. it’s where i’m from and i should be proud of that. and from now on, i will be. and like my daughter, i will fight tooth and nail for it.”
“you don’t understand what i’ve done, fp.. you don’t understand what i’m responsible for.”
“it’s okay, it’s okay..”
“it’s okay, it’s okay..”
“is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison, fp?”
“what do they say?”
“that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated.”
“what do they say?”
“that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated.”
“good night, fp. now get the hell out of my neighborhood.”
“you’re still hot, alice. too bad you’re a stick in the mud.”
“you’re still hot, alice. too bad you’re a stick in the mud.”