favorite falice quotes a thread

“that’s the fringe benefit of living with the sheriff, i get the inside scoop before any other reporter.”

“i had a lot of help from an inside source.”

“whatever you decide, i back you 100%”
“i appreciate that, alice.”

“this feels right, doesn’t it?”

“i’m done attacking and disavowing the southside. it’s where i’m from and i should be proud of that. and from now on, i will be. and like my daughter, i will fight tooth and nail for it.”

“i had your.. i had your baby.”

“do you remember, fp? in high school?”
“yeah, i remember, alice.”

“you don’t understand what i’ve done, fp.. you don’t understand what i’m responsible for.”
“it’s okay, it’s okay..”

“we take care of our own.”

“i was tough as nails.. but around fp, silly putty.”

“is it true what they say about men who have just been released from prison, fp?”
“what do they say?”
“that they’re incredibly sexually frustrated.”

“good night, fp. now get the hell out of my neighborhood.”
“you’re still hot, alice. too bad you’re a stick in the mud.”