You know what. These haters really didn't think I'd do it. Just to prove them wrong despite the support of 20 people...

SAN JOSE SHARKS AS HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS THREAD https://twitter.com/fruitsareedible/status/1304981792768897024
1. Tomas Hertl is Harry Potter.

Both are universally loved and people naturally gravitate toward them. Both have a tragic past (tough knee injury for hertl, parents dying for HP)
2. Brent Burns is Hagrid.

Both are goofy smiling giant tall people who own what are probably illegal pets
3. Logan Couture is Hermione

Both of them are just so smart. They both love reading and everything they say is dripping with intelligence.
4. Marc-Edouard Vlasic is Ron

Just totally loyal dudes that are super reliable and there when you need them.
5. Erik Karlsson is Sirius Black

Great dudes who will surely solve your problems. Except one thing, they keep getting injured (permanent injury in sirius' case)
6. Martin Jones is Gilderoy Lockhart

dudes who managed to have a job way too long just because they're good looking
7. Joe Thornton is Albus Dumbledore

Wise men with instantly recognizable beards. Great leaders who inspire all. Unfortunately did not last long enough to see their dreams realized (Voldemort's defeat and the Sharks winning a Stanley Cup)
Anyways thats the thread. If you think of any more comparisons, feel free to tweet it in any sort of way that would NOT give me a notification. Thanks.
I am looking forward to your apology on the next @LockedOnSharks episode Mr. Young. https://twitter.com/MyFryHole/status/1304948558034919424
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