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“Bilbo! Watch out for the dragon!”
“Dragon? Nonsense! There hasn& #39;t been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years!“
“Alright then! Keep your secrets.”
“We& #39;ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?”
“I feel thin ... sort of stretched ... like butter scraped over too much bread.”
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“Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.”
“You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you!”
“Not listening! I’m not listening!”
“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”
“What& #39;s taters, eh?”
“Po-tay-toes. Boil & #39;em, mash & #39;em, stick & #39;em in a stew.”
“Fly, you fools!”
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