Peculiar cat artwork (of no particular time period) as *movie* LOTR quotes.

“Bilbo! Watch out for the dragon!”
“Dragon? Nonsense! There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years!“

“Alright then! Keep your secrets.”

“We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?”

“I feel thin ... sort of stretched ... like butter scraped over too much bread.”

We interrupt this thread for a short commercial break from book LOTR.

“Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow! Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.”

“You don’t have any friends. Nobody likes you!”
“Not listening! I’m not listening!”

“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”

“What's taters, eh?”
“Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.”

“Fly, you fools!”