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aries
- y’all stay hornyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
- y’all are rude but mask it as https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">sarcasmhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
- act hard but is a softie underneath
- CAN YALL SHUT UP FOR ONE SEC
- y’all hate yourself but think you’re better than everyone else make it make sense :/
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leo
- the world doesn’t revolve around you
- any inconvenience they counter they think of ending it all
- y’all are so boring :/
- pretty sure y’all living off of one braincell
- arrogant but so so insecure
libra
- barely responds to text
- laughs at ANYTHING
- very very picky
- dumb as rocks
- thinks everyone secretly hates them spoiler alert we do :)
virgo
- standards are so high but cry when no one meets them
- dramatic as FUCK
- ceo of overthinking
- LOVESS to instigate drama
- has shitty drawings but everyone says it’s nice so they don’t get their feelings hurt
taurus
-STOP CUTTING ME OFF WHEN I SPEAK
-very problematic
- always wants to be in control
-y’all are really pretty tho BAHAHA SIKE
-nobody likes y’all cuz ur lozerz
sagittarius
-their version of flirting is being absolutely horrible to their crush
-annoying voices
- always throwing shade for NO REASON
-has shit fashion sense and dresses like a middle school boy
-simps for average tall and skinny white boys
pisces
-has shit jokes and acts like they’re a comedian
-y’all are pretty funny ngl
-can’t take criticism to save their life
-ALWAYS in gay panic
-acts like they live in an anime :/
aquarius
-ceo of flirting cuz ur bored
-kinda heartless and doesnt gaf
-most likely heterophobic
-very introverted
-ticking time bomb
scorpio
-FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS
-gets super clingy to anyone who shows them affection
-stop manipulating people for once
-very competitive yet lazy at the same time
-please sit down y’all are bottom of the barrel
gemini
-either depressed or on cloud 9
-contrary to popular belief y’all aren’t two faced but just really messy
-doesn’t understand why people don’t worship them :/
-low standards cuz they’re starved for human touch
-speaks in stan twt lingo irl
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