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i rate the sexiest orcs from the lord of the rings
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lurtz - 𝟴/𝟭𝟬
he could shoot his arrow into me anyday
he could shoot his arrow into me anyday
gothmog - 𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟬
i am incapable of looking at him without thinking bad thoughts
i am incapable of looking at him without thinking bad thoughts
ulguk - 𝟭𝟭/𝟭𝟬
my meat is ALWAYS on the menu for you sir
my meat is ALWAYS on the menu for you sir
unnamed orc¹ - 𝟱/𝟭𝟬
don't make me think abt that mouth
don't make me think abt that mouth
shagrat - 𝟬/𝟭𝟬
no, shagrat is not the one for me
no, shagrat is not the one for me
grishnakh - 𝟵/𝟭𝟬
and suddenly i have no need for my legs, take them ,,, ,,you know i deserve it ;))
and suddenly i have no need for my legs, take them ,,, ,,you know i deserve it ;))
gorbag - 𝟭𝟮/𝟭𝟬
you know what, this one is very sexy to me,, , ,, what you do with them thieving hands huh
you know what, this one is very sexy to me,, , ,, what you do with them thieving hands huh
unnamed orc² - 𝟱𝟬/𝟭𝟬
this orc is pure sex. OOZING SEX. i just know he'd treat me right
this orc is pure sex. OOZING SEX. i just know he'd treat me right
azog - 𝟮𝟵𝟯𝟴𝟰𝟳𝟰𝟲/𝟭𝟬
literally just stomp on me daddy
literally just stomp on me daddy
goblin king - 𝟱/𝟭𝟬
listen he's hot asf and im all for a size difference but im 4'11 and i just think that could make for some issues in the bedroom
listen he's hot asf and im all for a size difference but im 4'11 and i just think that could make for some issues in the bedroom
unnamed orc³ - 𝟮/𝟭𝟬
cool hat but it's still a no from me babes
cool hat but it's still a no from me babes
bolg - 𝟰/𝟭𝟬
feeling a strange sense of solidarity with bolg because we both have lazy eyes but at the end of the day he's kinda clapped and i'd rather get railed by his dad xx
feeling a strange sense of solidarity with bolg because we both have lazy eyes but at the end of the day he's kinda clapped and i'd rather get railed by his dad xx
unnamed orc⁴ - 𝟮𝟬/𝟭𝟬
on my knees already for this one
on my knees already for this one
brorc - 𝟭𝟰/𝟭𝟬
oh boy is he very attractive to me !! only maggoty bread left ? no problem babes, you can eat me and i wouldn't even mind
oh boy is he very attractive to me !! only maggoty bread left ? no problem babes, you can eat me and i wouldn't even mind
unnamed orc⁵ - 𝟭𝟮/𝟭𝟬
the chiseled features
the v-line oh lord is it getting hot in here
the chiseled features
the v-line oh lord is it getting hot in here
goblok - 𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟬
that is the stance of a man who means business ,, ,and the things he could do with that weapon !! no words
that is the stance of a man who means business ,, ,and the things he could do with that weapon !! no words
unnamed orc⁶ - 𝟰/𝟭𝟬
this orc is shaped like a friend, not a lover
this orc is shaped like a friend, not a lover
grond - 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟴𝟯𝟴𝟳𝟰𝟰𝟲/𝟭𝟬
my boyfriend !! i want grond to ruin me asf, i will NEVER shut up abt grond
my boyfriend !! i want grond to ruin me asf, i will NEVER shut up abt grond
