i rate the sexiest orcs from the lord of the rings

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lurtz - 𝟴/𝟭𝟬
he could shoot his arrow into me anyday
gothmog - 𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟬
i am incapable of looking at him without thinking bad thoughts
unnamed orc¹ - 𝟱/𝟭𝟬
don& #39;t make me think abt that mouth
shagrat - 𝟬/𝟭𝟬
no, shagrat is not the one for me
grishnakh - 𝟵/𝟭𝟬
and suddenly i have no need for my legs, take them ,,, ,,you know i deserve it ;))
gorbag - 𝟭𝟮/𝟭𝟬
you know what, this one is very sexy to me,, , ,, what you do with them thieving hands huh
unnamed orc² - 𝟱𝟬/𝟭𝟬
this orc is pure sex. OOZING SEX. i just know he& #39;d treat me right
azog - 𝟮𝟵𝟯𝟴𝟰𝟳𝟰𝟲/𝟭𝟬
literally just stomp on me daddy
goblin king - 𝟱/𝟭𝟬
listen he& #39;s hot asf and im all for a size difference but im 4& #39;11 and i just think that could make for some issues in the bedroom
unnamed orc³ - 𝟮/𝟭𝟬
cool hat but it& #39;s still a no from me babes
bolg - 𝟰/𝟭𝟬
feeling a strange sense of solidarity with bolg because we both have lazy eyes but at the end of the day he& #39;s kinda clapped and i& #39;d rather get railed by his dad xx
unnamed orc⁴ - 𝟮𝟬/𝟭𝟬
on my knees already for this one
brorc - 𝟭𝟰/𝟭𝟬
oh boy is he very attractive to me !! only maggoty bread left ? no problem babes, you can eat me and i wouldn& #39;t even mind
goblok - 𝟭𝟬/𝟭𝟬
that is the stance of a man who means business ,, ,and the things he could do with that weapon !! no words
unnamed orc⁶ - 𝟰/𝟭𝟬
this orc is shaped like a friend, not a lover
grond - 𝟭𝟵𝟯𝟴𝟯𝟴𝟳𝟰𝟰𝟲/𝟭𝟬
my boyfriend !! i want grond to ruin me asf, i will NEVER shut up abt grond https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥵" title="Hot face" aria-label="Emoji: Hot face">
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