Kid, realizing that another kid from his class is actually in school with the teacher: WHY does he get to go and Im HERE with THESE PEOPLE?!

Im "THESE PEOPLE," in case you weren& #39;t sure.

Me: Some parents chose to send their kids to school. I...did not.

Kid: Well, you failed me.

Now the kid at school is taunting the other kids by reminding them how cool the classroom is.

Unfortunately, he& #39;s forgotten how vicious my kid is.

Also unfortunately, I taught my kid how to unmute.

Kid: Oh look at him, playing with my favorite toy. I HOPE YOU GET DIARRHEA!

Me: Just don& #39;t wish other sicknesses on people. Covid isn& #39;t funny.

Kid: MOM. I dont want him to die.

Me: Okay, good.

Kid: I just want his butthole to burn.