xiaozhan, the animal whisperer: a devastating thread

starting off with The queen herself, jianguo

more jianguo because it's what she deserves

name a more iconic duo than xiaozhan and cats ill wait

MORE CATS

have i mentioned cats?? bcs C A T S

thats all for cats. now moving on to dogs

jk more cats

this thread is 90% cats and what about it

wei wuxian xiaozhan

i love bunnies

if i could kiss bazaar for giving us horse whisperer xiaozhan i would i really would

SHHHH THEYRE COMMUNICATING

funny how the disney princes have been dead silent ever since xiaozhan did this

the way he lovingly looks at the horse im gonna COMBUST

little apple appreciation tweet

tag urself im the horse being completely whipped for xz

not funny. cried.

his tiny ᵉʰʰʰʰ heart been broke so many times

the way the cat ran away from him SHDKDH HE ANGY

crying as im typing this out im not even kidding

xiaozhan as a cat cafe worker still feels like a fever dream

the way he DRAAAAAAGGED the cat will never not send

wake up, cry over this clip of xiaozhan shrinking himself to play with the dog, sleep, repeat

xiaozhan has been a horse whisperer since 2016 and i think thats very sexc of him

cats: *exist*
xiaozhan: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

WHY IS HE SUCH A PUPPY

his soft and tiny "qi qi" gets me everytime he's such a softie mom i love him

xiaozhan feeding the sugar glider hes babie ur honor

the way he pouts everytime he pets any animal and makes that noise as if he's communicating with them im in: love

xiaozhan: come down from the stairs u're not feeling well!!!
jianguo: no

not to be dramatic but i would d word for this man

the way the monkey dragged him bcs he was walking too slow SENDS

no im not crying ure crying

the way he told the cat to not be scared and promised the turtle that he will set it free after they're done filming why is he the most precious human bean ever

is this even a xiaozhan with animals thread if this clip of him dropping ai yo is not in it

ending this thread with xiaozhan meowing. in conclusion xiaozhan animal whisperer thank u for coming to my ted talk

bonus: xz taking a pic with his own kind

so uhh while yall are still here https://twitter.com/floristzhan/status/1305192957281144832