YOU DONT HAVE KETTLES HOW TF DO YOU DRINK HOT BEVERAGES
do you seriously have pancakes for breakfast every morning
do you really have those stereotypical groups in school like the jocks and nerds and shit
are jock people actually mean to nerds like are they bullies
why are you so patriotic do you really love your country that much
why do you spell things wrong
can you understand the different american accents
why do you hate pop quizzes so much
do you know all the states
are state tests like when you learn the names of all the states and memorise them or what
how does your highschool work like why do you have lessons with people from different grades
do people from senior year actually date people in sophomore
do you have ovens
how do you pass highschool if you don't have a 3 weeks of exams that decide your whole future
do you seriously not have houses in your schools
WHY DO YOU HAVE MASSIVE SWIMMING POOLS AND RACE TRACKS
why are you so invested in school activities
what's the best food that you have eaten
do you seriously throw away all your school work before the summer holidays
do your outlets really not have off switches
what's up with the aggressive air conditioning
why do you take dates to prom
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY SCHOOL DANCES
why do you take your highschool graduation really seriously
why does all your money look the same
do you only have indoor shops like the mall or whatever are there no outdoor ones
what do you think of when someone says 'british people'
what are your thoughts on harry potter
do you have private / boarding schools or are they all public
why are your houses so big
do you actually have a school mascot
do you really eat bacon with your hands
do you seriously decorate your lockers
WHY DO YOU HEAT UP WATER IN THE MICROWAVE
do you actually have a garbage disposal thing in your sink
IS YOUR MAIL BOX REALLY AT THE END OF YOUR DRIVEWAY DO PEOPLE NOT STEAL MAIL FROM YOU
do you need hall passes to leave your class like they don't just let you go
do you really have tests that are all multiple choice like you don't have to write massive paragraphs
do you really have a yellow school bus that drops you off right outside your house
anyways this is getting wayyy more attention than i thought it would so go stream wallows new song while you're here
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