my first hookup last night and how it went: a THREAD
to start off, if any irls are seeing this.... no u didn't ❀
so i met this guy off scruff and he had the most serious profile ever it's as if he was looking for a husband or smthn (I mean he is husband material after all) so I'm gonna cover his face a little bit bcuz he's discreet and I don't want anything bad happening to him omg
RIGHT! so since this my first hookup i was scared asf and I sent his location to a bunch of ppl because it seemed too good to be true
it took me about an hour and a half to reach to his house and the area was kind of... quiet so it just fed on to my paranoia even more especially since I saw a guy just across his house standing as if he was waiting for the right moment to kidnap
he messaged me saying "im coming outside" and as soon as he left the guy across the street started approaching me so I fucking backed up a little like an idiot because I thought I was about to get jumped
it ended up being some crackhead just passing by... and the guy... he was real alright and omfg he was literally just TOO perfect
the moment he left his house and introduced himself and asked if I was hungry, I knew this man was gonna hold me well and treat me right
so first he wanted to chill at the park nearby but my paranoid ass was like... he plotting to jump me there or smthn? so I told him its okay we can take it to your room immediately
he told me about how the floor creaks so loud and he doesn't want the neighbors to know he has somebody over... so the first thing he does is literally CARRY me from his frontdoor to his room that was like the most romantic shit ever
so he just puts me down and starts kissing me immediately and OH MY GOD I almost drowned but his lips felt so good against mine
after like a good 30 minutes of kissing he took his shirt off and his body? you guys...
so like we start getting naked and he pulls down his pants and then i see that uncut monster...
so i started sucking him off for like a good 10 mins and he was fingering me at the same time (ngl it felt a little uncomfortable)
during all this there was like some upbeat irrelevant music that was playing in the background and of course yall know I had to do it... i asked if I could change the song and I put on Hotter Than Hell by dua lipa
we ended up 69ing to hotter than hell and I'm not gonna lie.. thank you @DUALIPA you enhanced my djck sucking skills
after that he started licking my feet (cause he has a foot fetish or whatever) and ngl it felt kinda good
then the adrenaline kicked in and he pushed me across the bed and started kissing me and licking me all over and i was lowkey overwhelmed
so i gently asked him if he can slow down a little cause this mf was about to eat me out (I did tell him before I wanna take it slow cause its my first and he was very understanding)
we ended up taking a break so he laid on his stomach and we cuddled for like 10 mins and he was being little spoon đŸ„ș holding him felt so good
he then asked if i could massage his back by standing on it with my feet???? so I was like ummm sir are you sure what if I hurt you nd he was like its okay so I was standing on his back massaging it for a couple of minutes
anyway to shorten the thread, he started sucking me off until I came in his mouth and he did the same to me but instead I didn't even realize he came i thought it was my saliva until i tasted something sweet
after we cleaned up he asked if we could watch a movie so I was like sure and then the cutest part was that he held me and hugged me from the back (so basically he was big spoon) while watching
at somepoint throughout out the movie we got horny again and we went for a round 2
we cleaned up again and he was being so nice and he wanted to order me food but I didn't want him to pay for me so i told him im not hungry then he said just a small burger so I lied and said I'm vegetarian cause i'd feel so bad if he payed for me
just to note, he was brazalian so his accent made me so fvcking wet
he also kept calling me baby throughout the night and it was just so CUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEE
anyway thats pretty much it, he then did the same thing where carried me to his frontdoor when I wanted to leave and we had a long passionate kiss đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș
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