Which philosopher-signaling term/s are most likely to instead reveal the opposite? #philosophy

Buckle in. A thread.
(It’s OK to unbuckle. That was just clickbait.)
OK, back to question.
Options:

A) Using the term “epistemology” where not necessary. This greatly increases the chances of misusing it and becoming a “Wittgenstein signaling device”

#epistemology
B) Abusing the term “ontology.” Though only necessary to look up meaning once a week or so on Google, and the definition actually helps, prone to Wittgensteining also.
#Ontology
C) Misuse of the term “tautology” - particularly strong reverse effect if referring to German studies.
D) Inserting references to Kierkegaard to support unrelated points. (Hint: Kierkegaard hasn’t been cool since Bill Clinton popularized “Leaves of Grass”)
Aside: At this point you may be thinking: aha! His philosophy-signaling just backfired... we’ll see
...or not. that was to get you to E:
E) Piling on on Kant. Let’s face it, you wouldn’t do this in an actual spoken conversation: There you’d be overcompensating with the “a as in apple” pronunciation and the whole house of cards would topple.
F) Claiming to be a Spinozan.
First of all, it’s too hard to do if you’re not committed, and second it attracts really intense philosophy types who are going to figure you oit in like 2 tweets max.
On the plus side they’re typically against doxxing.
Aside: I haven’t mentioned Nietzsche yet because he’s seemingly less assailable and also “in.”
G) Pointing out obscure logical fallacies from an Internet list. “Ignoratio elenchi” is a shortcut to being shown an Ignoramus. Plus it is more logic-signaling.
I’m sure there are more and feel free to add them below.
#philosophyquiz
I would have made a poll but this way I can imagine someone chuckling at least at one of these seven philosophy-signaling cardinal sins and that will mean I have achieved something good...
... as noted in Socrates’s writings.
H) Showing off that you know what a Wittgenstein ruler is, and who Wittgenstein was. Quick, who came first Hegel or Wittgenstein?
Update. So I'm now following a couple of philosophy people who btw are awesome. I feel like posting a video like the tiktok person who asked "is math real?" and it turned out to be really profound, but in my case it will be straight-up ignorance signaling, as in...
Why does a philosopher talk in schools "I'm a Kantian" eg Is it because the questions are so hard that these are just trailblazers and they're following that particular path?
Or is it a framing thing, or a style/cool thing? Or is the -ian term reserved for dissing others?
So now we have
I) Asking a philosophy question on a video, pretending you’re a “natural.”
I mean, Duchamp made a fountain but the second person just bought a urinal.
J) Zeno’s Paradoxes in your pinned tweets tends to have not a reverse effect but the distinct tumbleweedy feel of exile.
You can follow @EggNik.
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