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LIVETWEET THREAD OF HOMESTUCK BECAUSE I’M STARTING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!! >:)
For @vmpirebrainrot and @grumpycolbyjack
For @vmpirebrainrot and @grumpycolbyjack
Right off the bat: I am confused.
Shit, I have to go to the bathroom 
2009?!!?!?!!? 
ZOOSMELL POOPLORD AKNSJ OANNQOAJXHSJJAJWBXBNXJA
EYEBROWZ
Wait, why is John me?
QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM DRAWER???? HUH????
I WILL NOT GET OVER POOPLORD
Oh John, has no arms, what a pour soul 
ARMS 
Huh? Captchalogue? Sylladex? 
Just straight up I am not a skilled magician or cunning prankster. I mean, narrator did say “you are neither of these things.” with a straight face. 
Y’alls, I’m really enjoying this! “you still aren’t totally sure what that means,” GETS ME 
I CAN’T ACCESS FAKE ARMS 
What if I want my room to be lousy with smoke narrator??
COME ON JOHN, WHY AREN’T YOU GOOD WITH STACK DATA STRUCTURE? NOW WE CAN’T EQUIP FAKE ARMS
I CAN BUY A SHIRF
YES JOHN, IT IS YOUR WISEST PURCHASE >:)
John should put a bird poster up next to the Sleuth Poster, just saying
I feel loved by fatherly aftershaves and colognes 
BIRTHDAY ARTIFACT?!!?!
Ohhh, thanks narrator for coming at my arm problem saying “handy” like that. I can’t believe you
FUCK, THE FAKE ARMS WERE PUSHED OUT
Yes John, let’s not drop the smoke pellets and make your room lousy with smoke
Exceptionally meaningful 
I DIDN’T EVEN READ THE NEXT THING SQUAWK LIKE AN IMBECILE AND SHIT ON YOUR DESK?!!?!
SQUAWK LIKE AN IMBECILE AND SHIT ON YOUR DESK?!!?!
It beckons.
I just realized, why am I nailing a poster to a wall? Do people nail posters? 
Is that slimer of whatever from ghost busters? It is now
The periods after what seems to be exciting sentences get me. “It’s glorious.”
Con
Air
“Films about impending apocalypse fascinate you.” Me too John, that’s probably why my brain loves TUA so bad
Tell me why I forgot who Morgan Freeman was for a second
AHHHH, I have to go to bed for the night BUT HOMESTUCK HAIANDJOSIAHSJA LOVE LIVE LOVE 
WHO IS MESSAGING ME??
HANDSOME BACKGROUND, THIS IS A CURSED BACKGROUND
I only have 3 chums
I just realized I’m writing most of these tweets as if I am June
also turntechGodHead? GODHEAD?? TENTACLETHERAPIST??? GardenGhostic is normal. JUNE, YOUR NAME IS ECTOBIOLOGIST?? I canmt complain, that’s a good handle
RANCOROUS
FUCK FUCK FUCK. ^CAKE
NUMBNUTS, NIGH INSTANTANEOUS? WOULD Y’ALL STOP IT
Butt
FUCK REGGIE IS CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN BECAUSE HE HAS A MONOCLE, AHHHHHHH
The little red arm-swingy-dealt thing or whatever. Me too June 
OH SHIT JUNE, GET THERE BEFORE DAD DOES
Yes, TurntechGodhead can wait his horses >:(
BARD QUEST 
I’m a bard
I’m a bard
Colonel’s bottomless wisdom? Not with a book like that
Do not worry June, I have many lapses in my concentration
I am now a “bully” apparently. Go off I guess
I feel bad, June’s having a tough time with the sylladex 
Me face when I saw the cake: 
Ahh fuck, I may have to sleep soon cause I’m tired and my brain is having a hard time focusing
I am allocating my hammer to my strife specious
TURNTECHGODHEAD, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS IS A PERMANENT CHOICE!!!
“I can’t imagine it being all that relevant.” That makes it sound like it will Juneee
Colonel’s big book is probably as big as one of my school textbooks
