LIVETWEET THREAD OF HOMESTUCK BECAUSE I’M STARTING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!! >:)

For @vmpirebrainrot and @grumpycolbyjack
Right off the bat: I am confused.
Shit, I have to go to the bathroom https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
2009?!!?!?!!? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">
ZOOSMELL POOPLORD AKNSJ OANNQOAJXHSJJAJWBXBNXJA
EYEBROWZ
Wait, why is John me?
QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM DRAWER???? HUH????
I WILL NOT GET OVER POOPLORD https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">
Oh John, has no arms, what a pour soul https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">
ARMS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
Huh? Captchalogue? Sylladex? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
Just straight up I am not a skilled magician or cunning prankster. I mean, narrator did say “you are neither of these things.” with a straight face. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">
Y’alls, I’m really enjoying this! “you still aren’t totally sure what that means,” GETS ME https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
I CAN’T ACCESS FAKE ARMS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">
What if I want my room to be lousy with smoke narrator??
COME ON JOHN, WHY AREN’T YOU GOOD WITH STACK DATA STRUCTURE? NOW WE CAN’T EQUIP FAKE ARMS
I CAN BUY A SHIRF
YES JOHN, IT IS YOUR WISEST PURCHASE >:)
John should put a bird poster up next to the Sleuth Poster, just saying
I feel loved by fatherly aftershaves and colognes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
BIRTHDAY ARTIFACT?!!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Ohhh, thanks narrator for coming at my arm problem saying “handy” like that. I can’t believe you
FUCK, THE FAKE ARMS WERE PUSHED OUT
Yes John, let’s not drop the smoke pellets and make your room lousy with smoke
Exceptionally meaningful https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
I DIDN’T EVEN READ THE NEXT THING https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> SQUAWK LIKE AN IMBECILE AND SHIT ON YOUR DESK?!!?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
It beckons. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤭" title="Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Hand über dem Mund">
I just realized, why am I nailing a poster to a wall? Do people nail posters? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😓" title="Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß">
Is that slimer of whatever from ghost busters? It is now
The periods after what seems to be exciting sentences get me. “It’s glorious.”
Con
Air
“Films about impending apocalypse fascinate you.” Me too John, that’s probably why my brain loves TUA so bad https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">
Tell me why I forgot who Morgan Freeman was for a second
AHHHH, I have to go to bed for the night BUT HOMESTUCK HAIANDJOSIAHSJA LOVE LIVE LOVE https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">
WHO IS MESSAGING ME?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧐" title="Gesicht mit Monokel" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Monokel">
HANDSOME BACKGROUND, THIS IS A CURSED BACKGROUND https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
I only have 3 chums https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">
I just realized I’m writing most of these tweets as if I am June https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
also turntechGodHead? GODHEAD?? TENTACLETHERAPIST??? GardenGhostic is normal. JUNE, YOUR NAME IS ECTOBIOLOGIST?? I canmt complain, that’s a good handle
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht"> RANCOROUS
FUCK FUCK FUCK. ^CAKE
NUMBNUTS, NIGH INSTANTANEOUS? WOULD Y’ALL STOP IT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="Verblüfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Verblüfftes Gesicht">
Butt
FUCK REGGIE IS CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN BECAUSE HE HAS A MONOCLE, AHHHHHHH
The little red arm-swingy-dealt thing or whatever. Me too June https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
OH SHIT JUNE, GET THERE BEFORE DAD DOES
Yes, TurntechGodhead can wait his horses >:(
BARD QUEST https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> I’m a bard
Colonel’s bottomless wisdom? Not with a book like that
Do not worry June, I have many lapses in my concentration
I am now a “bully” apparently. Go off I guess
I feel bad, June’s having a tough time with the sylladex https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht">
Me face when I saw the cake: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😲" title="Erstauntes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erstauntes Gesicht">
Ahh fuck, I may have to sleep soon cause I’m tired and my brain is having a hard time focusing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">
I am allocating my hammer to my strife specious https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
TURNTECHGODHEAD, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS IS A PERMANENT CHOICE!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">
“I can’t imagine it being all that relevant.” That makes it sound like it will Juneee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Colonel’s big book is probably as big as one of my school textbooks
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