since this mf ghosted me for a few days now here are some things about h*m that simply make me go https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦋" title="Schmetterling" aria-label="Emoji: Schmetterling"> a thread:
this mf sends me photos of his fits randomly and theyre usually adorablehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
we compare our results on random tests i send him and they normally take 40+ mins to take and i feel like it annoys him sometimes
he constantly updates me on his paintings ghambki (they look really nice)
VV CLUMSY shi nhar hanaklo
hes hardworking asat it inspires me so much
he remembers all details about me even the ones I forgot about lol (not gonna forgive him for forgetting my birthday tho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Wütendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Wütendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😠" title="Wütendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Wütendes Gesicht">)
he cooks
our music taste https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">
HE LOVES CHOCOLATE MILK
is a telepath https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
listens to the playlist i made for him when we& #39;re not talking
he likes frogs
he said i can call him even while he& #39;s asleep (he hates when someone wakes him up) but he said it& #39;s ok if i do it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
(spoiler: i never woke him up)
he sends me photos of him squishing his 7nikat with his septum slightly visible im literally crying rn
he randomly sends me photos of him as a kid
HE BUILT HIS NEPHEW A MINECRAFT HOUSE je-https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚" title="Erhobener Handrücken" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobener Handrücken">
he uses my name so much. thankx for making me hormi azin <3
he wants to call me more often but the shitty caller i am don& #39;t allow that i feel bad about it
THE LITTLE ARGUMENT WE HAD ABOUT HOW TO PRONOUNCE HIS ZODIAC SIGN AND HE PRONOUNCES IT SO ADORABLY LIKE BRO YOU& #39;RE WRONG BUT OK<3
he wants to be big spooned by me send help
this might sound narcissistic but we have the same love language personality type (ou presque cuz hes an enfp and when i tell him traits abt enfjs hes like no https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Triumphierendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Triumphierendes Gesicht"> thats me.. ) and enneagrams
his morning sleepy and before sleep voice https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> yeah
HIM WANTING ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS PLSSS
when he ignores me for days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen"> but that also means i& #39;m getting my space so https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤝" title="Handschlag" aria-label="Emoji: Handschlag">
when he talks about giving me a mullet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht">
he drew this for me after he knew about my obsession with cursed emojis https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Niesendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Niesendes Gesicht">
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