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thread of my opinions on the zodiac signs: based on people i know/met!!
i know y’all aren’t reading this shit but god i’m bored as hell 
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ARIES !
- why do y’all act so aggressive?
- i know you’re a softie :D
- some of your opinions are so MEAN
- stop doubting your looks
- no seriously you’re actually pretty
- y’all are so funny pls
- especially when you drag ppl pls keep going
- i love y’all seriously
- why do y’all act so aggressive?
- i know you’re a softie :D
- some of your opinions are so MEAN
- stop doubting your looks
- no seriously you’re actually pretty
- y’all are so funny pls
- especially when you drag ppl pls keep going
- i love y’all seriously
TAURUS !
- y’all always talking but i love it
- y’all care so much?? why??
- usually get annoyed when someone disturbs u
- SLEEP. SO. MUCH.
- y’all also have a big appetite?
- u have a lot of youngest sibling energy
- y’all aren’t funny. stop.
- also really big about appearance
- y’all always talking but i love it
- y’all care so much?? why??
- usually get annoyed when someone disturbs u
- SLEEP. SO. MUCH.
- y’all also have a big appetite?
- u have a lot of youngest sibling energy
- y’all aren’t funny. stop.
- also really big about appearance
GEMINI !
- you’re not two faced??
- you’re so so genuinely tho
- actually really fucking sweet
- you’re kinda funny with them corny ass jokes
- learn how to knock on doorshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
- some of y’all are so SENSITIVE
- you’re not two faced??
- you’re so so genuinely tho
- actually really fucking sweet
- you’re kinda funny with them corny ass jokes
- learn how to knock on doors
- some of y’all are so SENSITIVE
CANCER !
- stop trying to be mean ima laugh at u
- so so cute pls you’re so small
- not that naive?? maybe some of u
- actually really emotional aware
- cry over everything cute i swear
- thank u for always checking in
- but PLEASE take care of yourself
- keep being cute ily
- stop trying to be mean ima laugh at u
- so so cute pls you’re so small
- not that naive?? maybe some of u
- actually really emotional aware
- cry over everything cute i swear
- thank u for always checking in
- but PLEASE take care of yourself
- keep being cute ily
LEO !
- y’all get hurt too easily
- there are TWO sides to an argumenthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht">
- y’all actually so cute like little cats
- literally no one hates you
- seriously... no one...
- you’re tiny or big as fuck no in between
- y’all some innocent mfs idc
- SH00TERS FOR YALL
- y’all get hurt too easily
- there are TWO sides to an argument
- y’all actually so cute like little cats
- literally no one hates you
- seriously... no one...
- you’re tiny or big as fuck no in between
- y’all some innocent mfs idc
- SH00TERS FOR YALL
VIRGO !
- why are u perfect?
- unnecessarily talented
- pretty as fuck
- y’all got an attitude sometimes
- stop picking fights i didn’t do anythinghttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😓" title="Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß">
- change emotion so quickly bruh...
- BEST HUGGERS IDC IDC
- you’re so smart pls lemme kiss ur mind
- why are u perfect?
- unnecessarily talented
- pretty as fuck
- y’all got an attitude sometimes
- stop picking fights i didn’t do anything
- change emotion so quickly bruh...
- BEST HUGGERS IDC IDC
- you’re so smart pls lemme kiss ur mind
LIBRA !
- a menace to society
- accidentally problematic
- want affection or none
- freaky ass mfs i swear
- y’all are so POSSESSIVE
- MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMN
- you’re all pretty...
- the most successful???
- lucky or get fucked over CONSTANTLY
- y’all sum SH00TERS
- i love u
- a menace to society
- accidentally problematic
- want affection or none
- freaky ass mfs i swear
- y’all are so POSSESSIVE
- MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMN
- you’re all pretty...
- the most successful???
- lucky or get fucked over CONSTANTLY
- y’all sum SH00TERS
- i love u
SCORPIO !
- y’all are so determined pls
- actually really fucking cool wtf
- can we kiss?
- i’m scared of y’all and ur aura
- y’all have this SICKENING duality
- you’re not the edgy person u think u are
- most of y’all are really talented in arts?? like wtf??
- caring as hell
- y’all are so determined pls
- actually really fucking cool wtf
- can we kiss?
- i’m scared of y’all and ur aura
- y’all have this SICKENING duality
- you’re not the edgy person u think u are
- most of y’all are really talented in arts?? like wtf??
- caring as hell
SAGITTARIUS !
- y’all are just WILD
- but in a good way
- so so sweet but damn y’all can hurt my FEELINGS
- passionate
- the type to jump on my bed while i’m sleeping
- y’all are NAWT that funny
- maybe a little
- actually friends with everyone pls
- y’all are still DIRTYhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😟" title="Besorgtes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Besorgtes Gesicht">
- y’all are just WILD
- but in a good way
- so so sweet but damn y’all can hurt my FEELINGS
- passionate
- the type to jump on my bed while i’m sleeping
- y’all are NAWT that funny
- maybe a little
- actually friends with everyone pls
- y’all are still DIRTY
CAPRICORN !
- scary as FUCK
- why are u always madhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
- unapologetically funny
- your jokes actually hurt tho
- y’all are so fucking pretty i hate u
- probably constantly posting your face or too scared tohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
- hardworking tho!
- lowkey a menace, but not really
- scary as FUCK
- why are u always mad
- unapologetically funny
- your jokes actually hurt tho
- y’all are so fucking pretty i hate u
- probably constantly posting your face or too scared to
- hardworking tho!
- lowkey a menace, but not really
AQUARIUS !
- A MENACE
- actually my favorite people to exist
- fuck what everyone says ur funny
- y’all are like... tall...
- or at least that’s the energy u radiate
- you’re so so sweet and caring
- ILL PROTECT YOU
- actually smart as hell wtf??
- u all act so similar pls
- A MENACE
- actually my favorite people to exist
- fuck what everyone says ur funny
- y’all are like... tall...
- or at least that’s the energy u radiate
- you’re so so sweet and caring
- ILL PROTECT YOU
- actually smart as hell wtf??
- u all act so similar pls
PISCES !
- MEAN but in a good way
- take no shit from ANYBODY
- i respect that
- are y’all okay? do u need a hug?
- actually so caring to ur friends
- y’all are very particular with who u trust
- actually so spiritual... wow
- everyone has a crush on u just so u know
- LOVE YOU
- MEAN but in a good way
- take no shit from ANYBODY
- i respect that
- are y’all okay? do u need a hug?
- actually so caring to ur friends
- y’all are very particular with who u trust
- actually so spiritual... wow
- everyone has a crush on u just so u know
- LOVE YOU
