Hello my beautiful weasels I just opened Vietnam's first cereal bar and I need you to follow tf outta me. Link/profile
Can I get some love here mane. From getting yelled at in Little Saigon in #Htown to runnin' thangs in the Ho. #Saigon #Vietnam #HCMC
My menus say "LET'S PACK A BOWL!" how bout that action jefe (bc you put ganja in bowls). #cereal #cerealbar #cerealcafe #ganja
I created four SPECIAL BOWLS based on my love of four specific regions here and the food they produce (chocolate, fruit, oxygen, honey) would you like to see them? YEAH YOU FUCKIN WOULD. ok
Here's the most popular so far. MEKONG (sô cô la) - the southern region produces the most chocolate.
I love #Vietnam and #HCMC so so much I cannot even express it properly. Such genuine beautiful people here. The greatest food and vibe. (follow me @SocialCerealVN)
Alright so here's #DaLat which like #Mekong is a labor of love and respect. This is my favorite city in #Vietnam after HCMC. #fruit
Then there's the coastal gem #DaNang which has OXYGEN (among other things) and it's #healthy to eat #cereal. The word for banana in VN is "chuôi" (chewie)
Hey man put your bong down for one goddamn minute and please read this thread and follow me on ig and tweeter and visit my site and tell your #Vietnamese pals.
Did you know that only #OrangeCounty and #SanJose have larger #Vietnamese communities than #Houston #Texas #Htown ?
And only #Vietnam has more than these three global cities (wow, guy!)
Hey here's the #PhuQuoc which is a gorgeous island known for dope beaches that make you horny & producing #fishsauce (nuóc măm) and #honey (mât ong). #cereal
We have other stuff too! Anyway I cannot wait to share more with you. Please follow @SocialCerealVN but no one here uses twitter so HEY FOLLOW http://instagram.com/social.cereal  and also hey vote
ALSO just an addendum for my #Milby #Htown #Souff3astBeast motherfuckers 2 years ago I wrote the business plan and then sat on it. Inspired by Chero's ig post from a lil #cerealbar in #Queretaro @AnnaitLucero #truestory
ALSO I wrote a novel that I adapted to a feature film script and the main character is LOOSELY based on @K_Winnn but I forgot to tell him so yeah I wrote a movie and you're in it somehow ( #Vietnam is the best mijo).
Okay that's enough. Support my dream jerks.
Oh right I'm also teaching there because teaching is a thing I do some time. Just read the web site for crying out loud let me stop tweeting already. ANH YEU EM. #Saigon #HCMC #Vietnam @SocialCerealVN hit me up sons and daughters. IG too bitch.
I carry #Houston #Texas #Htown in my mf heart every day. Miss y'all. Eat em up Coogs and go Buffs. #Milby
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