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being friends with americans is so fucking weird you guys are so weird you think all your brands and experiences are universal you& #39;ll just be like yeah on sunday i went to the dongbonkles for a stack of bepleys dinkyes like im supposed to fucking know what that means by default
i mean i know you don& #39;t know what australian shit is either but at least WE know we& #39;re weird for calling ice cream on soda a spider or whatever
also fuck you you never translate your measurements you& #39;re just like yeah forty pounds! Three feet two inches! and im like oh yeah surely i can work that out with logic, like how there are one thousand grams in a KILOgram, surely it& #39;s based on tens or hundreds or
why SIXTEEN OUNCES. AND WHAT& #39;S A FUCKING OUNCE AND WHY DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW OR BE ABLE TO EXTRAPOLATE THIS
"it& #39;s 96 degrees today in fahrenheit" sure why not i can also make up temperatures. it& #39;s 427 degrees today in my system that puts 0 as the temperature of my cold tea that i forgot to reheat
ill just never be able to cope
