I recently got a bunch of random self defense items.
So I left the house last night and I always leave 1 particular light on when I'm gone at night.
I get home and that light is off.....
So I left the house last night and I always leave 1 particular light on when I'm gone at night.
I get home and that light is off.....
I get alil excited. Somebody tryna get me on the day I'm packing ALL my gadgets and gizmos?!?!
I grab my adorable taser
. Drop everything and get ready. I turn the corner...
Take a few steps, jump and slap the other light on! Ready!

Take a few steps, jump and slap the other light on! Ready!
Nothing.
So then I'm like ooooo cheeky criminals hide upstairs.
So I turn on the hall light and creep upstairs. Redo again in my room! Turn the corner,slap the light and ATTACK!
So I turn on the hall light and creep upstairs. Redo again in my room! Turn the corner,slap the light and ATTACK!
It was as I was standing alone.
After I turned on 3 other lights.
That my goofy self realized....
Nobody broke in and turned the light off.
The bulb finally died from me leaving it on.
After I turned on 3 other lights.
That my goofy self realized....
Nobody broke in and turned the light off.
The bulb finally died from me leaving it on.