Thread by @josukeluvbug, ok here is my confirmed live tweet thread of my first day [...]

ok here is my confirmed live tweet thread of my first day of my senior year :)

I CANT FUCKING FIND MY ENGLISH CLASS.

OK I FOUND IT

bro this nigga in class has a boondocks icon i should really get around to watching that show

i just realized fucking everyone can see my josuke icon this is embarrassing

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OFC THE TEACHERS AT SCHOOL LOST INTERNET ON THE FIRST DAY

fuck hes asking us who our teachers were last year: NIGGA I FORGOT

nigga expects to remember last year, yesterday is a distant memory and last week is a myth fuck outta my face

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THE SURVEY HE POSTED IS ASKING US IF WE USE TWITTER YALL WILL NEVER FIND THIS ACCOUNT

"so we found out u have a twitter account right?"

right.

"do u recall saying u want yoshikage kira to ram u so hard ur limping the next day"

two truths and a lie?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK TWO INTERESTING TRUTHS ABT MYSELF IM BORING

i put i have blue eyes for the lie

my teacher watches baseball rn? its ppl hitting balls with sticks

I LOST MY CHARGER AND IM AT 1%

ok so i mightve barged into my brothers room telling him to give me his charger and he said "im using it" and i told him to fuck off, he was unmuted the whole time

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