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The interesting thing about house job so far is that I feel very useless (since we work at the whim of in service doctors) and yet simultaneously without the seemingly useless work we do all hell would break loose on the floor.
Week Seven of Housejob (it feels like seven months honestly) and this week I have lost 2 pens despite visibly marking them as mine, what about you #housejobdiaries
Week Nine of Housejob: 
I have successfully snuck out scrubs from one OT to wear to another OT and no one could tell because #abayagang
I have successfully snuck out scrubs from one OT to wear to another OT and no one could tell because #abayagang
The only thing that keeps me going during calls and post call is the thought of going to bed at 6pm.
Week 15 of Housejob: the more I try to be efficient and on top of whatâs going on in my ward, the more random work people pile on me because I seem reliable and approachable.
Counterproductive. Will start decreasing efficiency levels now.
Counterproductive. Will start decreasing efficiency levels now.
Week 16 of Housejob, but out of context:
(itâs me. I am the imposter)
(itâs me. I am the imposter)
Week 16 continues: Iâm too stupid to be a physicians assistant in an OPD. Or at least, thatâs what Iâm assuming my job description is (physicians assistant) when I get shunted there.
Bas theek thi.
Guess who got shunted to the OPD where they feel stupid after talking about how they feel stupid there 
me
Next week is gonna be great!
meNext week is gonna be great!
Week 17: guess who this is. spoiler alert itâs me #HealthcareWorkers
I have theoretically found one way that I could possibly look smarter & more put together than I actually am and I will start implementing it soon, hopefully this week wonât be an entire disaster. https://twitter.com/optic_chiasma/status/1329813396083138561
I have discovered that whatsapp has updated the âmute for 1 yearâ option to âmute alwaysâ when I muted the official HJ group because everyone canât stop constantly texting âget well soonâ, this is why I miss a lot of messages: all my groups inevitably get muted.
Week 18 of house job: my verbal prowess in English turn out to be useful today, even though I had been hoping I wouldnât have to use them
Week Iâve lost count of Housejob: hospital vandalism. Edgy pop culture reference or sincere attempts to motivate? 
I wish people wouldnât hype up about how busy the call could be, the call hasnât even started and Iâm already exhausted and wondering when I can go home.
Why canât we just give each other something to look forward to during work.
Why canât we just give each other something to look forward to during work.
I've lost count of which week we're in. would it be adequate to start counting backward to zero now? probably not. hold on, I will count and resume regularly scheduled program updates in a moment.
I got put into a new ward and I like this one purely because its got windows and there's natural light at the nursing station, why can't the rest of the hospital be designed like this.
Todays drama: the resident who chewed me out yesterday about saying "I don't know" to her nitpicky questions gets chewed out by the consultant for prescribing something she didn't know anything about.
The innovations in an attempt to desperately keep up and look somewhat put together continue. https://twitter.com/optic_chiasma/status/1331536919210110976?s=19
This might be the first time since HJ that my pen has managed to reached this end, otherwise they'd just vanish into other peoples pockets.
Uhm I meant to update with more ish going on but I didn't :|
In regards to pens: one of my tagged pens has migrated to the endoscopy room of the gastro clinic and can be found rotating between the various gastro residents. At this point, they can keep it tbh.
In regards to pens: one of my tagged pens has migrated to the endoscopy room of the gastro clinic and can be found rotating between the various gastro residents. At this point, they can keep it tbh.
