*extremely wearing a salmon coloured shirt with pullover knotted by the sleeves around the neck voice* "Lorcan has no interest in politics but he really wants to be a TD"
"Lorcan& #39;s a very well rounded young man. He even did that thing in TY where he went to Kenya. Townships?! No. Big game hunting"
"Maynooth?! Preposterous! No, the D& #39;arcy-Boyle-Heffernans are UCD men, always have been and will be. No, Maynooth is for idiot sons. My cousin& #39;s boy Traolach goes there. Wants to be a high court judge"
"We& #39;ll see about this. My grandfather didn& #39;t disappear Fianna Éireann Boys in the Dublin Hills for nothing"
"The allegations that he did anything untoward before torturing and executing those youths is highly libellous and we would& #39;ve sued if the evidence wasn& #39;t overwhelmingly against us"
"This is not a class thing. Lorcan even has some friends from Terenure"
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