Lorcan did not play five years of rugby to not get into UCD https://www.irishtimes.com/news/education/leaving-cert-private-schools-turn-to-lawyers-after-losing-out-in-calculated-grades-1.4349049

*extremely wearing a salmon coloured shirt with pullover knotted by the sleeves around the neck voice* "Lorcan has no interest in politics but he really wants to be a TD"

"Lorcan's a very well rounded young man. He even did that thing in TY where he went to Kenya. Townships?! No. Big game hunting"

"Maynooth?! Preposterous! No, the D'arcy-Boyle-Heffernans are UCD men, always have been and will be. No, Maynooth is for idiot sons. My cousin's boy Traolach goes there. Wants to be a high court judge"

"We'll see about this. My grandfather didn't disappear Fianna Éireann Boys in the Dublin Hills for nothing"

"The allegations that he did anything untoward before torturing and executing those youths is highly libellous and we would've sued if the evidence wasn't overwhelmingly against us"

"This is not a class thing. Lorcan even has some friends from Terenure"