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I& #39;m 25 minutes into watching Aquaman and this is basically my face the whole time:
Oh no the random fish people that I have no emotional connection with have been injured
Please explain the plot to me more characters I& #39;ve never seen before
I& #39;m just going to call this character Wet Poison Ivy
Oh look, it& #39;s Wet Green Goblin.
I never learn movie characters names.
I just want to have a quiet talk to whoever made some of these design choices.
Oh good.
Another flashback.
You can never have too many flashbacks.
Another flashback.
You can never have too many flashbacks.
I assume this great creature that has awakened is just a metaphor for his penis.
Those are some tight sparkly pants he& #39;s got on.
Those are some tight sparkly pants he& #39;s got on.
Like who actually wrote this dialogue though.
It& #39;s strange that even living under the sea for all this time they seem to adhere to the same beauty norms as the land dwellers.
I have questions about the octopus.
I still have over an hour to go
I& #39;m at that point where I hope they all die.
The real power that Wet Poison Ivy has is getting her hair to dry like that naturally
Why does there have to be a montage though
I& #39;m more than halfway
How is it getting worse?!?!???????
Oh the romance
I haven& #39;t rolled my eyes so much in a really long time
Oh he& #39;s hanging onto the side of that roof but he jumped out of a plane earlier. Okay.
Oh no a child that needs rescuing.
How surprising.
How surprising.
Oh god it& #39;s still going.
"I know next to nothing about what& #39;s down there"
This is also probably an issue for a lot of men.
This is also probably an issue for a lot of men.
Ahhhhhh the bad guy is Wet Draco Malfoy
They appear to be on Isla Nublar
Wet Nicole Kidman survived.
This is a plot twist that absolutely everyone saw coming.
This is a plot twist that absolutely everyone saw coming.
He& #39;s worthy.
Well now the crustaceans are fighting the fish because of course they are.
I& #39;m definitely #TeamCrab
I& #39;m definitely #TeamCrab
Waits for Aquaman to come swooping in
Ew they kissed.
Gross.
Gross.
Wait so he& #39;s in charge of the fishy demogorgons now.
A dramatic end fight.
Hopefully at no point will it seem like the hero is about to lose but at the last minute he& #39;ll pull through and win.
Hopefully at no point will it seem like the hero is about to lose but at the last minute he& #39;ll pull through and win.
Wet Poison Ivy has heels on.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Awww Dry Tem and Wet Nicole are reuniting 
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Could have just had a whole movie that was just their love story thank you
I made it to the end.
Please send gifts.
Please send gifts.
