I'm 25 minutes into watching Aquaman and this is basically my face the whole time:

Oh no the random fish people that I have no emotional connection with have been injured

Please explain the plot to me more characters I've never seen before

I'm just going to call this character Wet Poison Ivy

Oh look, it's Wet Green Goblin.

I never learn movie characters names.

I just want to have a quiet talk to whoever made some of these design choices.

Oh good.
Another flashback.
You can never have too many flashbacks.

I assume this great creature that has awakened is just a metaphor for his penis.
Those are some tight sparkly pants he's got on.

Like who actually wrote this dialogue though.

It's strange that even living under the sea for all this time they seem to adhere to the same beauty norms as the land dwellers.

I have questions about the octopus.

I still have over an hour to go

I'm at that point where I hope they all die.

The real power that Wet Poison Ivy has is getting her hair to dry like that naturally

Why does there have to be a montage though

It's supposed to be funny in parts but it keeps missing.

Did a stormtrooper write this?

I'm more than halfway

Now they're acting like there's sexual tension between them.
There is in fact NONE.

How is it getting worse?!?!???????

Oh the romance

I haven't rolled my eyes so much in a really long time

Oh he's hanging onto the side of that roof but he jumped out of a plane earlier. Okay.

Oh no a child that needs rescuing.
How surprising.

Oh god it's still going.

"I know next to nothing about what's down there"

This is also probably an issue for a lot of men.

Ahhhhhh the bad guy is Wet Draco Malfoy

Fishy Demogorgons are attacking.

I don't know what's happening.

They appear to be on Isla Nublar

Wet Nicole Kidman survived.
This is a plot twist that absolutely everyone saw coming.

Look it's the trident of King .... Fishman.

I don't know.

He's worthy.

Well now the crustaceans are fighting the fish because of course they are.
I'm definitely #TeamCrab

Waits for Aquaman to come swooping in

I still don't know what's happening

Ew they kissed.
Gross.

Wait so he's in charge of the fishy demogorgons now.

A dramatic end fight.
Hopefully at no point will it seem like the hero is about to lose but at the last minute he'll pull through and win.

Wet Poison Ivy has heels on.
Seriously.

Awww Dry Tem and Wet Nicole are reuniting

Could have just had a whole movie that was just their love story thank you

I made it to the end.
Please send gifts.