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giving Seventeen's future children AWFUL names: an unnecessary but hopefully amusing thread
seungkwan should never let me name his kids bc i already got the names and theyre awful
son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you know
)
son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fast
literally means it's raining tho)
daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like this
)
son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you know
)son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fast
literally means it's raining tho)daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like this
)
I probably shouldn't name Hoshi's kids either
daughter: Kwon Academy (she'll be a great teacher someday
)
son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Do
and being born outside Korea)
daughter: Kwon Academy (she'll be a great teacher someday
)son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Do
and being born outside Korea)
okay Woozi i'm sorry my guy don't call on me if you ever need to name a kid
daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(
)
son: Lee Seonboi (my first love storysorry lol)
daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(
)son: Lee Seonboi (my first love story
sorry lol)
Taking a break from the Lees - Mingyu~~ pls lemme name your daughters this
daughter: Kim Bapikidding (
)
daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetah
)
daughter: Kim Bapikidding (
)daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetah
)
Wonwoo don't judge me okay??these are good names i'm giving out here
son: Jeon Gulbeuk (
)
daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"
)
son: Jeon Gulbeuk (
)daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"
)
Okay DK your kid is up next!! dw i got a really good one
daughter: Lee Zanya (yum
must use DK's english voice)
daughter: Lee Zanya (yum
must use DK's english voice)
Dino these names I made for your kids are so good i should be named godmother rn
son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback material
)
daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the west
)
son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback material
)daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the west
)
seungcheol would be the best dad so i came up with the best name for his kid:
son: By The Choi... (the ... is included on the birth certificate for emphasis)
son: By The Choi... (the ... is included on the birth certificate for emphasis)
using Jun's Korean last name bc it's easier to pronounce aka easier to make super awesome (read awful) creative names with:
daughter: Don't Swear By The Moon (shes a got7 stan)
son: Moon Walker (moon walker walker walker moon walker)
daughter: Don't Swear By The Moon (shes a got7 stan
)son: Moon Walker (moon walker walker walker moon walker
)
alright alright alright vernon personallyasked me to come up with names so he'll be shaking in his boots after this:
son: Choi Not-Chu (talk abt iconic)
daughter: Uno Dos Choi (an american baby)
personallyasked me to come up with names so he'll be shaking in his boots after this:son: Choi Not-Chu (talk abt iconic)
daughter: Uno Dos Choi (an american baby)
jeonghan with children>>>>>>anyway i think i really came up with bad ones here so 10/10 would recommend coming up with a nickname:
daughter 1: Yoon Jeonghan's Aegi (baby)
daughter 2: Yoon NanHi (means exceptional in korean....different spelling tho)
i bet shua is shaking his head right now... deserved:
son: Hong Bbyong Bbyong (하트 뿅 뿅
)
son: Hong Bbyong Bbyong (하트 뿅 뿅
)
i tried my best okay?:
daughter: Is That Seo
(must make that face when calling her name)
son: Seo Cute (bc lets be real minghao will have the cutest kids)
daughter: Is That Seo
(must make that face when calling her name)son: Seo Cute (bc lets be real minghao will have the cutest kids)
lmao I think I did an amazing job and if you guys wanna steak these names for your kids by all means go ahead
which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academy
lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my fav
which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academy
lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my fav
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