giving Seventeen& #39;s future children AWFUL names: an unnecessary but hopefully amusing thread
seungkwan should never let me name his kids bc i already got the names and theyre awfulhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">

son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">)

son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> literally means it& #39;s raining tho)

daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)
seungkwan should never let me name his kids bc i already got the names and theyre awfulhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">)son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> literally means it& #39;s raining tho)daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)" title="seungkwan should never let me name his kids bc i already got the names and theyre awfulhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you knowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😉" title="Zwinkerndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Zwinkerndes Gesicht">)son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fasthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß"> literally means it& #39;s raining tho)daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
I probably shouldn& #39;t name Hoshi& #39;s kids eitherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">

daughter: Kwon Academy (she& #39;ll be a great teacher somedayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤓" title="Nerd-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nerd-Gesicht">)

son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥋" title="Keikogi" aria-label="Emoji: Keikogi"> and being born outside Korea)
I probably shouldn& #39;t name Hoshi& #39;s kids eitherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=daughter: Kwon Academy (she& #39;ll be a great teacher somedayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤓" title="Nerd-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nerd-Gesicht">)son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥋" title="Keikogi" aria-label="Emoji: Keikogi"> and being born outside Korea)" title="I probably shouldn& #39;t name Hoshi& #39;s kids eitherhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">daughter: Kwon Academy (she& #39;ll be a great teacher somedayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤓" title="Nerd-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nerd-Gesicht">)son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Dohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥋" title="Keikogi" aria-label="Emoji: Keikogi"> and being born outside Korea)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
okay Woozi i& #39;m sorry my guy don& #39;t call on me if you ever need to name a kidhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">

daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Schweißtropfen" aria-label="Emoji: Schweißtropfen">)

son: Lee Seonboi (my first love storyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">sorry lol)
okay Woozi i& #39;m sorry my guy don& #39;t call on me if you ever need to name a kidhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Schweißtropfen" aria-label="Emoji: Schweißtropfen">)son: Lee Seonboi (my first love storyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">sorry lol)" title="okay Woozi i& #39;m sorry my guy don& #39;t call on me if you ever need to name a kidhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💦" title="Schweißtropfen" aria-label="Emoji: Schweißtropfen">)son: Lee Seonboi (my first love storyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">sorry lol)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Taking a break from the Lees - Mingyu~~ pls lemme name your daughters thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">

daughter: Kim Bapikidding (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">)

daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetahhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">)
Taking a break from the Lees - Mingyu~~ pls lemme name your daughters thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=daughter: Kim Bapikidding (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">)daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetahhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">)" title="Taking a break from the Lees - Mingyu~~ pls lemme name your daughters thishttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">daughter: Kim Bapikidding (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">)daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetahhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Wonwoo don& #39;t judge me okay??these are good names i& #39;m giving out herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">

son: Jeon Gulbeuk (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📖" title="Offenes Buch" aria-label="Emoji: Offenes Buch">)

daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📱" title="Mobiltelefon" aria-label="Emoji: Mobiltelefon">)
Wonwoo don& #39;t judge me okay??these are good names i& #39;m giving out herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=son: Jeon Gulbeuk (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📖" title="Offenes Buch" aria-label="Emoji: Offenes Buch">)daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📱" title="Mobiltelefon" aria-label="Emoji: Mobiltelefon">)" title="Wonwoo don& #39;t judge me okay??these are good names i& #39;m giving out herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">son: Jeon Gulbeuk (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐒" title="Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Affe">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📖" title="Offenes Buch" aria-label="Emoji: Offenes Buch">)daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📱" title="Mobiltelefon" aria-label="Emoji: Mobiltelefon">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Okay DK your kid is up next!! dw i got a really good onehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥳" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">

daughter: Lee Zanya (yumhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food"> must use DK& #39;s english voice)
Dino these names I made for your kids are so good i should be named godmother rnhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">

son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback materialhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">)

daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the westhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches">)
Dino these names I made for your kids are so good i should be named godmother rnhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback materialhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">)daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the westhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches">)" title="Dino these names I made for your kids are so good i should be named godmother rnhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback materialhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😄" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit geöffnetem Mund und lächelnden Augen">)daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the westhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches" aria-label="Emoji: Flagge des Vereinigten Königreiches">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
seungcheol would be the best dad so i came up with the best name for his kid:

son: By The Choi... (the ... is included on the birth certificate for emphasis)
using Jun& #39;s Korean last name bc it& #39;s easier to pronounce aka easier to make super awesome (read awful) creative names with:

daughter: Don& #39;t Swear By The Moon (shes a got7 stanhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥳" title="Partying face" aria-label="Emoji: Partying face">)

son: Moon Walker (moon walker walker walker moon walkerhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">)
alright alright alright vernon https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">personallyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">asked me to come up with names so he& #39;ll be shaking in his boots after this:

son: Choi Not-Chu (talk abt iconic)

daughter: Uno Dos Choi (an american baby)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">jeonghan with children>>>>>>
anyway i think i really came up with bad ones here so 10/10 would recommend coming up with a nickname:

daughter 1: Yoon Jeonghan& #39;s Aegi (baby)

daughter 2: Yoon NanHi (means exceptional in korean....different spelling tho)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">jeonghan with children>>>>>>anyway i think i really came up with bad ones here so 10/10 would recommend coming up with a nickname:daughter 1: Yoon Jeonghan& #39;s Aegi (baby)daughter 2: Yoon NanHi (means exceptional in korean....different spelling tho)" title="https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">jeonghan with children>>>>>>anyway i think i really came up with bad ones here so 10/10 would recommend coming up with a nickname:daughter 1: Yoon Jeonghan& #39;s Aegi (baby)daughter 2: Yoon NanHi (means exceptional in korean....different spelling tho)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
i bet shua is shaking his head right now... deserved:

son: Hong Bbyong Bbyong (하트 뿅 뿅https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💞" title="Drehende Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Drehende Herzen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">)
i tried my best okay?:

daughter: Is That Seohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤨" title="Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit hochgezogener Augenbraue"> (must make that face when calling her name)

son: Seo Cute (bc lets be real minghao will have the cutest kids)
lmao I think I did an amazing job and if you guys wanna steak these names for your kids by all means go aheadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">

which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">

lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my favhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">
lmao I think I did an amazing job and if you guys wanna steak these names for your kids by all means go aheadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my favhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">" title="lmao I think I did an amazing job and if you guys wanna steak these names for your kids by all means go aheadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Vom Star geblendet" aria-label="Emoji: Vom Star geblendet">which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my favhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
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