giving Seventeen& #39;s future children AWFUL names: an unnecessary but hopefully amusing thread
seungkwan should never let me name his kids bc i already got the names and theyre awful
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son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you know
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son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fast
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daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like this
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son 1: Boo Seoksoon (you know
son 2: Boo Biwa (read it fast
daughter 1: Pika Boo (born in the US for the name order to be like this
I probably shouldn& #39;t name Hoshi& #39;s kids either
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daughter: Kwon Academy (she& #39;ll be a great teacher someday
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son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Do
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daughter: Kwon Academy (she& #39;ll be a great teacher someday
son: Tai Kwon-Do (requires his spouse to have the last name Do
okay Woozi i& #39;m sorry my guy don& #39;t call on me if you ever need to name a kid
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daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(
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son: Lee Seonboi (my first love story
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daughter: Lee Ki-faucet(
son: Lee Seonboi (my first love story
Taking a break from the Lees - Mingyu~~ pls lemme name your daughters this
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daughter: Kim Bapikidding (
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daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetah
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daughter: Kim Bapikidding (
daughter: Kim Chitah (kimchi/cheetah
Wonwoo don& #39;t judge me okay??these are good names i& #39;m giving out here
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son: Jeon Gulbeuk (
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daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"
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son: Jeon Gulbeuk (
daughter: Jeon Hwa (her catch phrase is "call me anytime"
Okay DK your kid is up next!! dw i got a really good one
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daughter: Lee Zanya (yum
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daughter: Lee Zanya (yum
Dino these names I made for your kids are so good i should be named godmother rn
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son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback material
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daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the west
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son: Lee Terman-Jacket (talk abt quarterback material
daughter: Quiet Lee (also born in the west
seungcheol would be the best dad so i came up with the best name for his kid:
son: By The Choi... (the ... is included on the birth certificate for emphasis)
son: By The Choi... (the ... is included on the birth certificate for emphasis)
using Jun& #39;s Korean last name bc it& #39;s easier to pronounce aka easier to make super awesome (read awful) creative names with:
daughter: Don& #39;t Swear By The Moon (shes a got7 stan
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son: Moon Walker (moon walker walker walker moon walker
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daughter: Don& #39;t Swear By The Moon (shes a got7 stan
son: Moon Walker (moon walker walker walker moon walker
alright alright alright vernon
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">personally
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">asked me to come up with names so he& #39;ll be shaking in his boots after this:
son: Choi Not-Chu (talk abt iconic)
daughter: Uno Dos Choi (an american baby)
son: Choi Not-Chu (talk abt iconic)
daughter: Uno Dos Choi (an american baby)
anyway i think i really came up with bad ones here so 10/10 would recommend coming up with a nickname:
daughter 1: Yoon Jeonghan& #39;s Aegi (baby)
daughter 2: Yoon NanHi (means exceptional in korean....different spelling tho)
i bet shua is shaking his head right now... deserved:
son: Hong Bbyong Bbyong (하트 뿅 뿅
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son: Hong Bbyong Bbyong (하트 뿅 뿅
i tried my best okay?:
daughter: Is That Seo
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son: Seo Cute (bc lets be real minghao will have the cutest kids)
daughter: Is That Seo
son: Seo Cute (bc lets be real minghao will have the cutest kids)
lmao I think I did an amazing job and if you guys wanna steak these names for your kids by all means go ahead
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which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academy
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lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my fav
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which name is your favorite?? mine is between Kim Chitah, Pika Boo, and Kwon Academy
lowkey tho Pika Boo is kinda my fav