Thread by @lovehahamoney, How can you be so big that a condom gets stuck inside [...]

How can you be so big that a condom gets stuck inside your coochie

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht"> , after that I just went home and started deeping life

The only positive is that it was like the 4th round so my tank was empty ..
And I didn& #39;t even bust.
But the way my luck is set up: while my dick was inside her (without a condom) I could have got an std or worse I could still make her pregnant (precum)... so I was pissed .

This is footage of me entering my house at 5am

To this day I still get flashbacks of the moment I realised the condom wasn& #39;t on ...
HOW CAN I PUT MY DICK INSIDE YOU WITH A CONDOM ON AND WHEN I TAKE IT OUT THERE IS NOTHING

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht"> I SEARCHED EVERYWHERE

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😡" title="Schmollendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Schmollendes Gesicht">... IT WAS DEFFO STUCK/LOST INSIDE OF HER COOCHIE

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But this is not the worst part of the story ...

Actually it is but it gets worse

So yh obviously I dont tell no one about this because my friends would actually unfriend me

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I only tell my boy from high school that sent me her snap cah yeah that& #39;s my partner in crime !

He told me when I saw what she looked like I should have just gone home.....

Obviously I trust him not to tell anyone and even if he does nobody would believe it loool and I would just deny

I told you that the girl is a chatty patty like the biggest chatty patty ever .. so yh she probably told her friends but I just hope her friends dont believe her ... and if they ever confront me I will just deny.

Anyway I blocked her off social media because I just couldn& #39;t keep being reminded of that shit ...
And I didn& #39;t want her to take advantage of me again she kept asking me to come back but nope I learned my lesson

Something about the condom disappearing really didn& #39;t sit right with me I couldn& #39;t even sleep at night then 5 month later... my boy from highschool calls me and tells me to "guess what "

Then I keep guessing but obviously dont find the answer then he just tells me

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"The girl" is pregnant.

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I nearly fainted I thought he was joking so I said show me a screenshot and he took it then showed me ...

I started seeing triple I& #39;m not joking I was about to cry

I told him bro I would rather go to jail for 3 years than have my first child with her

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In my head it was definitely me aswell because WHO ELSE IS GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER ??? And it was corona time

So yh I added her straight away I was shaking and I was so fake :
I was like yoo what& #39;s good congratulations on your baby blablabla

Then she was like aww thank you ect but she didnt say who was the father so at first I tried asking like yo how many month are you pregnant then she said 4 or 3 ..

It was like 6/5 month that we had sex so I was a little bit happy because it couldnt have been me

UNLESS SHE WAS LYING ..

Like I don& #39;t want her to be my baby mama but I& #39;m the type of person I just have to be sure because I actually want to take care of my kids..

So I stopped being indirect and i told her " who& #39;s the dad if it& #39;s not me " ( I had to make sure ) then she said her ex but I don& #39;t believe her

So I just made her promise me it wasnt my baby , then she did and I saved the chat on snapchat and never messaged her again

Today as I& #39;m typing this tweet she still hasn& #39;t gave birth (my boy has her on snap and updates me)

And I had sex with her 9/10 month ago so it can& #39;t be mine she must have been saying the truth ...

Alright so this is the end of the story of why I think sex is overrated.

Like a few hours that I didn& #39;t even really enjoy could have ruined my life ...

I wouldn& #39;t even be tweeting right now I would be taking care of a baby and my mum would be ashamed of me smh

If you read until the end please like this tweet .

And yh try learn from my mistakes ..

And if you know me in real life no point trying to accuse me because I will just deny and say it was a joke. #safe

My life is a movie for real I should actually start a youtube channel but I actually have shame ...
Maybe if I wear a mask like mhuncho ?

I just read the thread so forgive me for my mistakes this is just how I tweet I don& #39;t check before I type ..

I also forgot to say that I did all this and this girl didn& #39;t even have online banking so I didnt make any money

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If you read my story time you might aswell follow me I will follow back !

People that follow me know I dont lie , why would I need to lie ?
But yh if you think im lying it& #39;s cool, and if you know who I am in real life just ignore this thread

I& #39;m seeing people get mad because I said she was big ?
When I say big I dont mean a little bit BIG.
I mean biiiiiiiiiiiiig like the type that if I told you I had sex with her you wouldn& #39;t believe...

My boy even saw her in town and said she looked like a pokemon.

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