Did I ever gist you guys about the time a friend invited me to a house party but it ended up being a sex party here in lagos .i played along for a while till people started kissing ,removing penisI called my ex husband to come and carry me. He laughed till we got home

I later found out that she knew but thought i wouldn’t mind cos“René “ looks like the kinda chick who’ll be into that kinda thing. Idiot . My ex husband didnt stop laughing at me, It was hilarious af. I told him to call me and pretend I locked him inside so I could escape

I should have known what was happening when the host was showing us all the rooms in the house. I thought he was just showing us his apartment o as per tour. Not knowing he was telling us where to marinate our vaginas