IDK bro what happened https://twitter.com/western_trad/status/1299440971369807872

‘Cause Dionysus called from the Hellenistic era and he needs you to rub oil on his supple limbs

Dionysus—smouldering at you from across the millennia—is super worried that his Western penis is too big

Dionysus wants to celebrate your Western manhood by encouraging his female devotees to TEAR YOU TO PIECES

WhAt hAPPenED to MeN

Damon you can’t just have Bacchic photos, put in a real man like Apollo

AHHHHH FEEL THAT PURE ANCIENT WESTERN MANLINESS

WhAt hAPPenED to MeN!!!!!!!