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‘Cause Dionysus called from the Hellenistic era and he needs you to rub oil on his supple limbs
Dionysus—smouldering at you from across the millennia—is super worried that his Western penis is too big
Dionysus wants to celebrate your Western manhood by encouraging his female devotees to TEAR YOU TO PIECES
Damon you can’t just have Bacchic photos, put in a real man like Apollo
AHHHHH FEEL THAT PURE ANCIENT WESTERN MANLINESS
AHHHHH FEEL THAT PURE ANCIENT WESTERN MANLINESS