I need to share a story/dole out some thanks to my Twitterless bf Nick for the best bday present. I have been writing song parodies as an outlet for the soul-crushing anxiety of existing in the US now, my bf knew the way to my heart was to find a celeb to boost my self-esteem...
So he asked Michael Ian Black to send me a Cameo, sharing my parody-work with him, cuz if ANOTHER funny person thinks you're funny, then surely you must be funny, right? So I get his Cameo, and he starts singing lyrics from my song "Fatefully"...
Here's the #cameo from @michaelianblack, to which I responded by laughing hysterically and mortifyingly. There is something so viscerally humiliating about being paid to receive compliments from a celebrity. It's like the OPPOSITE of a roast...
So I tell my bf "This feels like you bought me a compliment hooker!" I admire MIB so much as an avid super fan of comedy, and I love my bf so much for knowing that this would make me feel extreme joy and total embarrassment simultaneously. So then...
My bf Nick then got @DougBenson to send me a video of him reviewing my song. It being Doug Benson, we were not let down. Now I am feeling
1. Like no one loves me quite like my bf for caring this much
2. Like a Cameo is the greatest gift you can give someone
The point of this thread: I want to say thank you so much @michaelianblack and @DougBenson for taking even 10 secs to watch my dumb quarantine projects. I'm an incredibly huge fan of both of you, and even though my bf paid you to watch my music videos, it was worth every penny🤣
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