I’m not being funny ok but I think little spiders are really cute, but anything over 3mm makes me want to vomit. Nothing gives me more anxiety than spiders do. You could not pay me to enter a room with a spider, never.

Like look at this are you freakin kidding me??

AND THIS, This isn’t a spider that’s a goddamn alien. No money on this Earth could temp me into a room with this thing

Spider? Abso-fucking-lutely not. This is a demon.

This would send me into cardiac arrest I kid you not

The only spiders I accept are these, I cannot even breathe at the thought of anything else being near me.